Tim Preston

@Specsavers Hey! Since you've changed my solution from the green Turtle one to the blue fish one, my lenses don't last the full 30 days. After 15-20 they are disolving around the edges.

Memo to Tory MPs as the whips give them their instructions to keep on lying for the liar, and keep on pretending it is ok for law makers to be law breakers.

@kmed_med @Redpeter99 That's because he's full of 💩

@Redpeter99 Watched this clip today. Thought the sniffer dog seemed to be very interested in him.🤔

Merseyside Police confiscate 17 stones of dope.

This photo sums up the human species

@Halfords_uk any idea how old this logo is? Just bought an old BMX with it on... any long serving staff into their BMX history 🙂

@virginmedia whilst it's fantastic to see @richardbranson heading off into space is there any chance he could use some of our money to make the world wide web work in our homes.... we still need it on this planet. Total outage in TF1 🙈

@JDSports is your printing table on a slope? How far to the left....? Shocking!!

@JeremyClarkson Cock loses Hens....

A fox has just killed 34 of my hens.

@AndyLee666 Cock loses hens....

Alternative headline - ‘wild animal eats free food left outside in its natural habitat’

@AndyLee666 Get it! You only live once.

Seen this on Facebook marketplace and I legit want it. Imagine how cool it would be with a rat look! Slam it, black tin deep dish wheels, bike rack on the roof etc etc

I've been lucky enough to have recorded a variety of wildlife on #cameratrap in the UK, so #WorldWildlifeDay seems like good day to share some highlights from the last 3 years. All of these were recorded in Shropshire except one...

@JohnHansford67 Watch the one one the right, as it flicks its tail it is very long in relation to the body. Rat.

Is anyone in Twitter land able to ID these? Thank you

@AndyLee666 Gareth Gates I reckon

Could Robin be Taron Egerton? The crown could be a reference to the Kingsman, and the star glasses reference his role as Elton John? #TheMaskedSinger

@AndyLee666 I had a sticky toffee pudding one the other night...🤢

Don’t know why I bought this, I hate silly flavoured beers 🤢

#cjwildlifecompetition House Sparrow feeding frenzy!

#cjwildlifecompetition Greenfinch pair on top of the Conifer

#cjwildlifecompetition Funky looking Sparrow on the fence!

#cjwildlifecompetition common in our garden enjoying the fallen apples and pears

#cjwildlifecompetition Collared Dove perched on the Garden fence

#cjwildlifecompetition this Magpie has taken up residence in our garden apple tree this year feeding from the scraps dropping off the fatballs.