Humpy

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Humpy

Humpy

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เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2012
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CyberSatoshi 𓆙
CyberSatoshi 𓆙@XBToshi·
Laughed out loud reading this docket. A "Decentralized Autonomous Organization" getting subpoenaed by a New York judge is peak comedy. They thought having a "Security Council" to freeze funds was a brilliant safety feature. Now they're legally liable as a general partnership. If you build a backdoor for emergencies, the state will absolutely force you to use it. If a court can compel your multisig signers under threat of contempt, you don't run a DAO. You run a regulated bank with a Discord server. Admin keys are fatal liabilities. You can't fake decentralization when push comes to shove. True base layers simply cannot comply with court orders. There is no multisig to subpoena on Monero. Stop slapping web3 labels on centralized tech. Route through the dark stack. Vanish completely. 🏴
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CS Bastiat ⚖️
CS Bastiat ⚖️@CSBastiat·
"If multisig signers transfer the ETH while the restraining order is active, they become personally liable." FAFO, I guess.
Vadim (AI, ⋈)@zacodil

Wild story unfolding around the KelpDAO hack funds frozen on Arbitrum. Quick context: in April, Lazarus Group (DPRK-linked) hacked KelpDAO for $292M via a LayerZero bridge bug. Some of the stolen ETH flowed through Arbitrum, and Arbitrum's Security Council froze $71M before the attacker could move it further. The industry mobilized to recover. Aave, KelpDAO, LayerZero, EtherFi, and Compound co-authored a proposal asking Arbitrum DAO to release the frozen ETH to a multisig that would compensate hack victims. The vote is passing. Then this week, a plot twist. Lawyers showed up with a restraining order. But not on behalf of the KelpDAO victims. The plaintiffs are Han Kim and two other groups - family members of people killed in DPRK-backed terrorist attacks years ago. They hold combined ~$877M in unpaid US court judgments against DPRK. North Korea never paid. They have been hunting for any reachable DPRK asset for over a decade. When Arbitrum's frozen ETH was publicly identified as "DPRK money," they saw a target. Their argument: this is DPRK property, we have $877M in judgments against DPRK, give us the money. The counter-argument: DPRK does not actually own this ETH - they stole it. The real owners are the KelpDAO hack victims. The old terrorism creditors are trying to grab money that was never really DPRK's. Arbitrum is now caught in the middle. The industry wants to release funds for hack recovery. NY court is saying "do not move anything until we resolve this." If multisig signers transfer the ETH while the restraining order is active, they become personally liable. This is the first real test of DAO funds against competing US court claims. The precedent set here will shape how every future DAO incident response handles legal pressure.

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PaperImperium
PaperImperium@ImperiumPaper·
This is why the Arbitrum Security Council was not kind to the DAO. Lawyers for DPRK victims have now found a large pile of DPRK assets to seize to make good on a 2015 judgement against DPRK. It appears a restraining order prohibiting the transfer of funds will complicate the request to turn over the funds for Kelp recovery
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Bitcoin for Freedom
Bitcoin for Freedom@BTC_for_Freedom·
The government prints $16 trillion. Your savings lose 40% of their value. Nobody robbed you. Nobody went to jail. They just called it “monetary policy.”
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Duo Nine ⚡ YCC
Duo Nine ⚡ YCC@duonine·
In crypto, we’re still at the stage where new chains are launched, like @megaeth These are totally useless since there is no real demand for more block space, we already have plenty. The reason people do it is because of vanity and greed. Your own chain and token for quick profits. However, what the space needs more than ever are apps to rival TradFi that can onboard retail and mainstream consumers. That’s what’s lacking and we need more of. The chain infra driving such apps is irrelevant. Let me remind you Hyperliquid started as an app that provided the best DEX experience. The chain/token came after. Both of these were not needed and HL did just fine before. We can’t stop new chains from happening, but there is barely any alpha in that area if you’re an investor. Look elsewhere if you want to get rich. Like, share, and follow @duonine
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esk
esk@_esk_kse_·
Crypto is so fucking uninvestable. Looking at @HoudiniSwap trying to figure out why their token nuked even though their metrics are great. Thought it was an exploit. Turns out they just decided to stop the token being worth anything. These companies are financial terrorists.
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Dune | We Are Hiring!
Following the KelpDAO hack, we built an open analysis of DVN security configurations across every active OApp on LayerZero over the last 90 days. Of ~2,665 unique OApp contracts: 47% run a 1-of-1 DVN security floor, 45% run 2-of-2, and ~5% run 3-of-3 or higher. As we know, KelpDAO's rsETH sat in the first bucket. Open query, public methodology, feedback welcome: dune.com/dune/layerzero…
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Zach Rynes | CLG
Zach Rynes | CLG@ChainLinkGod·
To be clear: North Korean hackers infiltrated LayerZero Labs’ centralized infrastructure and stole $290M Rather than explain how that happened, LZ put out a statement carefully worded by lawyers to minimize their liability and threw KelpDAO under the bus for trusting them
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Albus of the Farm 🤌
Albus of the Farm 🤌@FarmerAlbus·
There is still a lot of misunderstanding I see, key point is: native rsETH != OFT rsETH Native rsETH = claim to re-staked ETH on mainnet OFT rsETH = claim to native rsETH held in LayerZero They are not equivalent or fungible, you can't just say "rsETH is unbacked by 18%" that is not the case and assumes all rsETH is fungible. More accurately: native rsETH is backed 100% (all of the ETH backing is still available and claims can be exercised 1:1); OFT rsETH is backed ~25% (40k ETH of backing rescued by Kelp team after the Hack, rest of the backing is gone) There is an explicit difference between the two assets, native rsETH is a claim to the underlying ETH and is exposed to risks associated with slashing, smart contracts, etc. The OFT is a claim to native rsETH inheriting all of it's risk but with the additional risk of LZ infrastructure. Two different assets, two different risk profiles. The fact they had the same Max LLTV (95%) on AAVE on both L1 and L2 implied the risk curator fully discounted the associated bridge risk of the OFT, if the risk of LayerZero would have been quantified to non-0 the Max LLTV on L2s should have been lower then on mainnet to account for extra risk.
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Neil Jacobs
Neil Jacobs@NeilJacobs·
The freezing of specific coins for ANY purpose, even QUANTUM, sets an awful precedent. The only justification for this is believing Bitcoin would otherwise cease to function, which is nonsense. If your sole motive is protecting the short-term price of your bags, how can you call yourself a Bitcoiner?
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John Galt
John Galt@lurkaroundfind·
These days Bitcoin has many potential problems. But none of these problems apply to Ethereum. 1. Saylor's ponzi could blow up 2. Bitcoin community could fail to coordinate quantum upgrade in time 3. Plans to freeze 1.7M BTC could fracture the community 4. Long term economic security is completely unsolved But Ethereum has none of these problems. No massive ponzi accumulating ETH; Ethereum Foundation will easily coordinate quantum upgrade; very little inaccessible ETH so it doesn't need to be frozen; and Ethereum's economic security is solved with PoS and effective tail emissions. It used to be that institutional investors who wanted crypto exposure could just buy BTC. But given the problems BTC faces, in 2026 it's clear that all crypto exposure must include BTC *and* ETH.
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Crypto Feras
Crypto Feras@CryptoFeras·
Binance Delisting its own launchpad coins📢 after ruging it 99.6% -Dec 2022, $HOOK IEO/launchpad -March 2023 Binance shill #Hook, promoting "Auto-invest" -March 2026: Binance delisting $hook Crime season continues ! #web3 #altcoins #trading
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊
So a little while ago, $yETH a basket side project on @yearnfi had an exploit. If you were in it, you know, if you weren't you probably don't care. That said i do want to share what they have done as a result of this. They launched yETH Recovery system where affected users can make a choice. 1: 😡Get what you can now, and walk away. ~32% of your lost $ETH (from recovered and Treasury forfeiture of its yETH) 2: 🚀Expose your recovered $ETH to yield and potentially get back it all over time. Option 2 has the following features - Yearn Treasury spends none of it's ETH in treasury - Yearn Treasury allocates (~1600 ETH) yield to this recovery (they put their ETH this into the recovery vault but dont get their yield) - Yearn Treasury forfeited its holdings share of yETH - $stYFI holders contributes 10% of their yield to help recover this hole - Exit any time after depositing You can find more data here gov.yearn.fi/t/yip-90-yeth-… And you can make your choice here yeth.yearn.fi if you didnt hold any yETH you can't get in on this, but you can RT this to share the glory that is yearn. "just use Yearn" indeed. I have been victim to so many exploits over the years, and few come through like they chads at yearn.
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Jordi in Cryptoland
Jordi in Cryptoland@lordjorx·
Who really controls the "decentralized" giants? @aave is the lighthouse of DeFi, but @Marczeller just dropped a transparency report that reads like an indictment of Aave Labs. Aave Labs has received a total of $86.2M and holds 23% of the token supply. Yet, as Zeller points out, the "Return on Investment" is questionable: > Six non-profitable products. GHO had to be externally stabilized. Horizon RWA looks impressive with $500M TVL, but 69% are stables doing nothing and a single asset dominates the RWA side. 3 positions make up 59% of the capital. > Aave Labs is spending $24 for every $1 of revenue generated in Horizon. > Most of the current revenue (98.2%) actually comes from third-party teams, not the Labs. The original devs are mostly gone and the heavy lifting since v3 has been done by external service providers, yet the Labs is demanding a new $50M check while quietly redirecting $5M in swap fees to a private wallet with @CoWSwap 's integration. I’ve held AAVE for years, and I believe in the protocol. But when you see your most dedicated contributors being that critical, it makes you pause and look at both sides of the coin. If Marc Zeller or @bgdlabs were to step away and stop contributing, things could get pretty ugly for Aave, to be honest. Transparency isn't optional.
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The Block@TheBlockCo

Aave governance dispute intensifies as ACI founder publishes 'audit' of Aave Labs ahead of $51M funding vote theblock.co/post/391193/aa…

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Jacob King
Jacob King@JacobKinge·
On January 23, Crypto,com quietly transferred over $5M to one of Donald Trump’s largest super PACs, MAGA Inc. During this time, Crypto,com was involved in a massive lawsuit, and found in violation of Nevada state law for offering prediction markets on sporting events. The company was sued and lost, resulting in a state ban. On February 17th, less than a month after their donation, Trump’s CFTC filed an amicus brief and is now fully backing Crypto,com’s appeal, in which they’re now expected to win. The Trump administration runs a corrupt pay-to-win scheme for business elites. You donate to them, and they’ll do secret backdoor favors for you. Who remembers how billionaire crypto fraudster CZ was magically pardoned right after investing billions into Trump’s crypto token? Surely just a coincidence.
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Bull Theory
Bull Theory@BullTheoryio·
This is not NORMAL Bitcoin has crashed -49% and wiped out over $1.21 TRILLION from its market cap in the last 139 days. This is the first time in BTC history we’ve seen such a big drop (–$62,000) with 0 relief rally. Something has changed in the crypto market since the Oct 10 liquidation event.
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Yankee Ruin X💥
Yankee Ruin X💥@YankeeRuinX·
So Andre again confirming the existence of @SonicLabs having a $500M treasury in March 2024. At the time he posted it originally FTM was $1.20. In March 2025 so a year later Sonic Strategy posted a pitch deck for investors stating that SL had a $600M treasury so they had managed to grow the treasury by $100M in a year. Andre also confirms SL have always held between 300-400M $S which highlights just how fucking ridiculous these Gov vote mints for additional $S were for things like the airdrop or the US expansion when SL were already holding hundreds of millions of $S. This is what pisses me off about SL, instead of dipping into their own pockets they pass the cost on to the entire community through these ridiculous mints inflating supply when they didn’t need to or at very least could have minted a lot less $S. Their non-$S treasury is literally bigger than the entire Mcap of $S right now, you don’t hate these people enough for what they done 😤
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DeFi Voyager
DeFi Voyager@DeFiVoyager_X·
Probably everyone saw $AAVE dump. BGD Labs, the core infra team behind @aave for 4 years, are walking away. And it’s not a soft exit. They weren’t side contributors. These guys: – Built and iterated Aave v3 – Ran the governance infrastructure – Upgraded Safety Module and launched Umbrella – Set technical standards across chains They were the engineering spine. So why leave? Because Aave Labs consolidated control. They moved from being one dev shop to the de facto center of power: brand, comms, roadmap, narrative, heavy influence over DAO votes. Then came v4. Designed internally, positioned as the only real future, while v3 started being framed as outdated despite dominating the market. The plan discussed: freeze meaningful v3 innovation and, 8 to 12 months after v4 launch, start degrading v3 parameters to push migration. That’s not organic upgrade pressure. @bgdlabs wasn’t invited to co architect v4. They were offered “feedback” while Aave Labs kept control. They called it out and chose to leave. This isn’t about code quality. It’s about centralization creeping into a protocol that markets decentralization. They stay until April 1, 2026. After that Aave runs without the team that built most of its infrastructure. Market noticed.
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Nebraskangooner
Nebraskangooner@Nebraskangooner·
Everyone gave $TRX founder, Justin Sun, a hard time over the years but he's the only one that didn't nuke on his community. One of the few good guys in the Crypto space 🫡
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