Idoru Toei

Welcome to my corner on X! 📚My latest publications: Hubris: lphi.top/hubris Snow on a Summer Night: lphi.top/ssnle Always free on Overdrive/Libby: lphi.top/odessentials Link hub: logophilia.eu/idoru-toei Feel like James Joyce after 22 rejections? Submit anyway!

Snow on a Summer Night has been reissued as an illustrated edition; same price point. Free on Amazon for a couple of days from tomorrow: lphi.top/ssn. The remastered OST with an additional song: lphi.top/p-ssnost. Product description: lphi.top/p-ssn.

@BhattiLaib9960 Two things: an S and an A. Enough of these stupid-ass spelling questions already. Go back to primary school...

This is an awesome 🙌 question 🙋‍♀️

@KhanSaba1278 A third grader can, but obviously you can't. Why else would you be asking? Are you not ashamed of yourself?

Even a 3rd grade can solve this😇

My story Transcendence is now available on Amazon: lphi.top/trans. The OST playlist on Youtube: lphii.top/p-transost.

@ShemouelNtabala Gentlemen are for ladies, not women. Ladies get their way without demanding. Listen to more Michael...

Respecting a woman is shown through our actions and attitudes when we’re with them.😍 It’s one of the greatest things we can do. Guys, let’s be gentlemen 🤝✨

Ethan Cypher is seeking peace in a world of chrome and shadows. Android Seraphina is seeking to support him. As Ethan masters his inner storm, he becomes the unexpected catalyst for another awakening. Product page: lphi.top/p-trans. Free OST on page. Amazon coming soon.

@Umboogi3 @TheCinesthetic Correction: the post said she "studied," not that she actually practiced anything.

@TheCinesthetic I’m going to fix this for you. “Margo Robbie got paid millions, to do a few weeks of gymnastics, swimming and martial arts. She then went on to pretend to be someone else for a few months.” Why are we still acting like these people do something special?

Margot Robbie trained for months to play Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad. She studied gymnastics, boxing, and weapons work, and even learned to hold her breath for minutes so she could perform many of Harley’s underwater stunts herself.

@LibertyCappy Not impressed unless they can handle Power Wash Simulator...

And they say women can't be pro gamers too?

@Fun_Viral_Vids Hypergamy+fomo combo.

If thongs are so uncomfortable... Why do women keep wearing them instead of panties?

@TheCapt3878 @wakham39757 @trisaleon You cannot be the killer because the text clearly implies you and the killer walked in at different times.

@wakham39757 @trisaleon What if you are the killer.. then it’d be 21

How many people are still in the room Think you can solve this?

@MalcolmBacchus @Murk441 The smartassery in this one strong it is! Thanks for saving me a reply... Uhh... 🤔😀🫰🏻

@Murk441 You can't list a world famous scientist. You can name a world famous scientist or you can list two or more world famous scientists but in English (unlike some computer languages) you don't think you can "list" only one item. So here are two: Isaac Newton and Galileo Galilei.

Without Googling ?

@AntiWokeMemes If you have neither a vagina nor a penis, you won't need to pee. In which case you're also more of a reptile or bird than a homo. Certainly not sapiens. 🤔

@DelusionPosting Am I too late to say she looks like she got great jeans?

@DelusionPosting Cope all you want, incest is incest.

@ywomendeservles I guess why not? As long as she returns her compensation package, reimburses the full production and the realistic estimated value of future sales. The rights holders might actually welcome a chance to manage risk. You can always ask...

@iqrafatma1278 8 on a 1-10 carcinogenesis scale.

Please rate my home made oven baked pizza 🍕

@lady_valor_07 The glasses: with all the steam from the pot they should be fogged up.

What's wrong with this picture

And I just set a free promo period for Ishtar's Bride for May 21-25 on Amazon. Now there's only one reason left to pass on this opportunity ... but I'm not going to change my writing style, cry all you want! :D

My new novella Ishtar's Bride just released on Amazon: lphi.top/ib. Historical romance for male audiences. Embrace the ache of a story arc embracing Jungian concepts. Sex included. Product description on the publisher's website: lphi.top/p-ib.