Tom Peppermint

@TomPeppermint No one expects anything out of them so they will be close to the playoffs. 81-80 with 1 game cancelled due to locusts.

@TomPeppermint 62-100. This team sucks donkey balls.

@hmspinniped I lost my cool! ... And I just lost it again

@TomPeppermint It's entertaining for me to read your critique so I call it a win!

Netflix mlb broadcast is trash. The holographic ads behind the plate look like a shitty Microsoft Teams call. The scorebug is also trash. Also, talking to players while on the field is trash. Pay attention to the game!

@Twins I got a seizure from that video

I mean… who else got chills?

@TomPeppermint 84-78

@TomPeppermint 68-94

@TomPeppermint @p_r0909 69-91

⚾️ 2026 Twins Predictions are now being accepted. ⚾️ Please note, win totals must be greater than zero to be valid. Good luck everybody and remember, the prize for winning is nothing but the envy of the masses.

@TomPeppermint 64-98. Congratulate me now.

Thanks Tom, I'll go with 65-97. They avoid 100 losses at least.

@TomPeppermint We lost a Pohlad in the front office, so that's gotta be good for 5 wins. 76-86 seems high. Last place 6 games behind the Sox.

Please enjoy this historical artifact fat head picture in preparation for Opening Day

@hmspinniped I'm holding out to talk to an AI John Clayton to find out the latest trends

@TomPeppermint I don't appreciate this, but I bet my digital twin, HMS Twinniped will.

Congratulations! @hmspinniped

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Is Quesy still cooking?

Council Bluffs. They have that gas station we like