Tophat Purple

By Jove, I think I should write a book...

@SableEyes_57 @Vamphunterlime @Coralishere2 Alright, I won't be so dramatic

@TopHatPurpol @Vamphunterlime @Coralishere2 Ah what, don’t be so dramatic man. Is t this friendly?

((Lime the vampire hunter joins ptwt!)) //this is my third parody account on here, my others are @SableEyes_57 and @Coralishere2! Go check them out ^_^ //FEEL FREE TO INT!!

@SableEyes_57 @Vamphunterlime @Coralishere2 Stop smiling at me.

@TopHatPurpol @Vamphunterlime @Coralishere2 :)

@littlelimeade Hmm... I'd still go for a checkup if I were you

@TopHatPurpol “....Yyyeees.”

“..if ANY1 sees sum1 who looks like thiss ....NNNOOO YOU DIDN'T.. HE IS NOT HERE AND UR ACTUALLY SEEING THINGS AN D U SHOULD GO TO MERBAY N SEE THE DOCTOR!!!!”

@SableEyes_57 @Vamphunterlime @Coralishere2 HEY. Stay as far away from as possible

@TopHatPurpol @Vamphunterlime @Coralishere2 👀

@littlelimeade Are you sure?

@TopHatPurpol “.....Noooo...?”

@littlelimeade Well, if you're talking about him, then you've probably seen him. Shouldn't you then go see Blue?

@TopHatPurpol “..no one.. he—ITS it's no one!! Nothing important!! If u see it u should go see Blue!!!”

@Vamphunterlime @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Yeah, I don't even know why he wants to do that, I didn't do anything. We just talked for a few minutes, and that's all.

@TopHatPurpol @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Oh… wow uh. That’s certainly a story…

@Vamphunterlime @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Nothing much, really, I'm just a regular Mira employee, though I know some of their secrets. I was once on Fungle on holiday, but that led to one guy wanting to kill me. He, luckily, still hasn't killed me, but that's besides the point. So, I'm not that interesting of a person.

@TopHatPurpol @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Yeah..! It is isn’t it! Heh. So uh, what do you do..?

@Vamphunterlime @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Interesting!

@TopHatPurpol @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Well.., no- uh I’m a monster hunter for hire. Sometimes I’ll go to abandoned places and look there but it’s mostly only when I’m called… Like a private detective will still do public cases but mainly private cases when actually called for! ^_^

@Vamphunterlime @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Anyways, how does the vampire hunting actually go? Do you just travel across the world until you find a vampire?

@TopHatPurpol @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Right…

@Vamphunterlime @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 And I think that's good, we need more sane people in this world, I think

@TopHatPurpol @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Oh… aha- well I mean I’m no lunatic, that’s for sure.

@Vamphunterlime @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 They were a conspiracy theory lunatic, that's all

@TopHatPurpol @SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 Oh.. uh thank you…? What was the other one like??

@SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 // I gotta make jokes about minor spelling mistakes! That is the law!

@TopHatPurpol @Coralishere2 //I hate you. NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT WAAA

//new acc coming soon,,, vampire hunter anyone? //my green sickens me this is my 3rd acc

@SableEyes_57 @Coralishere2 // No I mean this

@TopHatPurpol //no I’m making another acc on a different profile, sable is my second acc my first is @Coralishere2

Who is Murray?

@QuE3N0fPolUS Nothing

Huh, 100 FoLLoWers WhAt shOuld i Do?