Torlin Torgersen🦊

It happened again. I made another one 🎃👻🖤💀 #halloween

@kellyAREKAYyeo @GilesPink @joestarr187 @erikaishii A very good day indeed❤️❤️❤️.

@joestarr187 @andrewbowser I have no words

Onyx tried the Grimace shake!

@joestarr187 Looking to upgrage to a professional one and not an adjustable one to be more specific.

14 years. We made it, baby. Happy Anniversary let’s go take a nap

Today my family got a much needed win😭😭😭

@joestarr187 U sure bout that?

@joestarr187 @erikaishii Work there?!?!? *guffaw* Why he Owns it of course…

Sent from a friend in England... #BreakingBad

@TheCameronRice Happy Happy Birthday Cam!!!

@maximumclaire Not sure it would be worth pursuing, but in CA you can now sue “cyber flashers” for up to 30k.

Just received my first dick pic on this account. I had *checks calendar* 10 days of blissful freedom from unsolicited penis

@eatenbypotchky I once walked in on a homeless guy jerkin it in our laundry room. He kept asking for 5 more minutes. He did not get 5 more minutes. Hope your day is less shitty 🖤.

I’m having a “homeless person shitting in your laundry room” sort of day. How are you?

@Delisha_Renee @mrsgraceface I agree. I think the black & white pulls more focus bc it amplifies the attitude in your face and pose.

@mrsgraceface I love them both but the B&W is catching my eye more amd not sure how to voice why

Tonight’s Amazing Lyft from LAX: Driver: Men and Women aren’t the same/equal because The Bible says so. Me: I’m not getting into a bible discussion with you. Driver: ………Joe Biden shakes hands with demons. I saw it on youtube. Me: ⚰️

Be careful what you wish for 🌨❄️🥶

Every year I make a pie and vow to never make another pie ever again only to continue making pies the next year… He aint cute but 🤞its tasty🍏🥧

If you thought today was just about Thanksgiving you’d be wrong. Today is also .@joestarr187 ‘s birthday. Happy Birthday to my handsome turkey. Here are some photos of him doing things. Love you🖤

@iamchubbybunny Burbank police have a bad rep for a reason. Sorry that happened🤬

I didn't think this post would be doin numbers like this, but thanks all for watching! Here's a pic of the incident in question as a reward. Keep adventuring, my friends 🖤

Last night while playing Dnd at my friend's house, we got the COPS CALLED ON US bc 6 adults arguing about how to open a dungeon door was too much noise...at 8PM!!! Wonder how that cop felt when the door opened and it was just us sitting at a table with minis & dice everywhere 🤣

NEWS 🚨: On Tuesday (11/8), the Earth, sun, and moon will align, and create a Blood Moon eclipse The last total lunar eclipse until 2025

@joestarr187 Yo ho ho ho Wherever the four winds blow *hey*!

@AndyCampbellGG Thanks Andy🖤!!

@TorlinTorgersen So sick!!

I don’t usually share my art here but doing these stop motion ones just tickle my noodle good🎃