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“I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them.”
Vito Corleone
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Dalai Lawama 🦙
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Dalai Lawama 🦙
@Trackmann2
Wabi-sabi: Nothing lasts. Nothing is finished. Nothing is perfect. 888
Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2021
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Guys, so we killed 115 school girls in the first day of our aggression, how do we flip that?
Hold my Manischewitz:
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Dalai Lawama 🦙 รีทวีตแล้ว
Iran fired a missile at Diego Garcia, 4000 miles away,
BATUK in Nanyuki is 2450 miles 😂
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2
Iran just launched a missile at Diego Garcia. American intelligence previously did not think Iranian missiles could reach this far. Iran has SO much more left in the tank…
Indonesia
This is usually a race whereby you catch the highlights on YouTube a week later 😂.
Folks are tuned in you’d think it’s an F1 race.
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This character was written so well.
Love how writers use him as a mirror.
Dalai Lawama 🦙@Trackmann2
@kiringMs It’s good yeah? Lemme finish the Good Doctor then I get on it?
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Butter chicken, chicken tandoori, bbq chicken, chicken curry, masala chicken, chicken fingers, the list goes on, I iust know it’s free relish 🤪
Șanya11🗿@Sanyaa011
You got home from work and you see the this,what’s your next move ??
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Yeah, this man isn’t coming back after this season. until the next regulation change.
Verstappen News@verstappenews
🗣️ Max Verstappen: “At least you can drive flat out without looking after the battery.” 😌
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A country says no for the fist time in 40 years and the whites run away like chicken.
Hilarious.
Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara
NATO soldiers from Poland withdrawing from Iraq bases. US will also withdraw let that sink in
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Kenya Seed wamkula wakamaliza , cloud seeding aje sasa?
JESS?@Zuere
Kenyan cloud seeding conspiracy theorists are very funny. Serikali itoe wapi pesa za cloud seeding 😂
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@Trackmann2 Hizi deals mostly hupigwa Na maKarau. Utapewa Hadi ofisi.
Filipino
Bro you cannot even park your car anywhere close to OP.
But civilians engineered a tender scam? At OP? lol
Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya
'No gov't official was involved', DCI says on Ksh.60M tender scam at Harambee House citizen.digital/news/no-govt-o…
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It’s so strange that pupils are creating content for their schools an it’s posted on the school account.
Essentially doxing children.
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Happy Senna Day.
Woulda been 66.
Would have won the 95-96 championships had he lived on to stay at Williams.
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@Trackmann2 So eat something else now. Are they still making you eat it? Have ‘Full Kenyan breakfast’
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Tea and bread is a staple Kenyan breakfast cause that’s what the coloniser would give plantation folk.
While they are having a full English breakfast.
Evil people.
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Imagine launching attacks on another country then at the end of it all you have to lift sanctions imposed on them.
Cause you’re fighting with warriors and world leaders are blowing up your phone.
Dckhead lol.
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Dalai Lawama 🦙 รีทวีตแล้ว
Crazy how you can be seated on your couch but your brain think it’s facing a lion in the savannah
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