Travis Novak

Acquaintance: Hey Trevor ... Me:

incorrect username OR password?? nvm i’ll just kms

wow good for @Kalshi .. crazy glow up for a fiber cereal

Looking forward to the Super Bowl. I hope both teams lose.

That said, they’re ok in Wingspan. If they’re meaningfully contributing to my avian ecosystem, they’re fine. But other than that, gtfo.

I DO NOT like big birds. Cranes. Egrets. Herons. No thank you. Keep those long neck skinny leg wide wing goofies OUT of my orbit.

biden wasnt on the ticket? did I miss something?

at a mex restaurant I once watched a guy ask a random table how the elote was - very clearly just to flex that he knew the proper name/pronunciation - they kept asking “what??” and each time he repeated it until he just asked “the corn. How’s the corn?” And they said it was good.

Next time they open up the playlist at the function, pop in an episode of the GaryVee Audio Experience #stocktips

canceling Sirius XM should be an Olympic sport.

every gas station in America has better coffee than dunkin

shame on anybody that clowned on the pontiac aztek 😔

aerial america is the best show of all time. other opinions are irrelevant.

Round up? Mf YOU round up. Price hikin ass restaurant

Mad Scientists @DukeCannon

Yeah. I Think You Should Leave is the best show. Yes, ever made. That’s correct: A Google Search

After decades of sleep paralysis without ever having/seeing a sleep paralysis demon I’ve finally realized … it me. I’m my sleep paralysis demon 😒

Oh what tragedy hath befallen us?! Hath Krampus descended early!! I demand to know what became of the beloved Salted Carmel & #Ghirardelli Chocolate Chip Cookie! and why, in its hollowing absence, do you torment us with this plastic wrapped LIE?! @Arbys @nihilist_arbys @elonmusk

how are we still doin cilantro? quit doin cilantro

every day I carry the weight of knowing it’s only a matter of time until, once again, Taco Bell gets rid of the grilled cheese burrito

man imagine how good Mitch Hedbergs podcast would’ve been