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@lanechanged How are they going to pay for child support and rent? These are honest people along money not doing anything illegal.

I can't believe how many ppl in comments are cheering for this. Shutting down OnlyFans is just another way to strip women of their empowerment. As long as there are horny men on this planet, there will always be a market for sex work. This is just basic biological science.

@otokyo__ Deuces!

What is a polite way to say “I have to poop” as a man or woman?

@TiffanyFong You know you can vape without nicotine and without THC. Right?

80 DAYS NICOTINE FREE! 🤙

@LucasSa56947288 I’ll miss your Barbie photoshoots

Everyone! Today is Kristi Noem’s last day as Secretary of Department of Homeland Security. What do you say to her as she leaves DHS?

@YourAnonNews A pita, with a spread of peanut butter on half of it, and sour cream and cheddar ruffles chips. Because I want to know how it tastes like.

With or without mayo?

@TiffanyFong 🤮

men are magical

@ShubertSomer @destineybleu I saw a video of ice at the airports. It looks like they are not doing anything. I’m wondering if they know they were supposed to help the lines. 😂

@TreeKoalar @destineybleu Could still just have them swap departments with the ICE agents, even if you didn't want to furlough anyone in ICE.

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

@ShubertSomer @destineybleu That’s what they signed up for when they became TSA agents. But they should still get paid for serving their duty.

@TreeKoalar @destineybleu Forces them to work *because* they are essential workers.

@TiffanyFong AI can easily take your influencer job.

AI can’t take my job because i am unemployed.

What do you see. Chicken or bird

@otokyo__ Turtle

@ShubertSomer @destineybleu Okay im wrong. The reason why the tsa workers aren’t being paid is because there is a partial government shutdown that forces them to work even though they Are essential workers.

@TreeKoalar @destineybleu Why would they already be furloughed? They're funded through 2029.

@EricLDaugh Democrats been trying to pass something to get the tsa agents paid. You nimwit

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump is moving to allow Elon Musk to PAY TSA salaries while Democrats hold agents hostage Incredible! "I'd love it. I think it's GREAT! Let him do that!" Elon is a true PATRIOT. 🇺🇸

@acteduweininger I can’t say if you do it more often it feels normal. But good for you.

I just had sex with a prostitute. I feel disgusting. Is this normal? Any tips on how to avoid this moral hungover? I have tried reading Nietzsche but it hasn’t helped.

@ShubertSomer @destineybleu They are classified as essential Workers. They would have already been furloughed.

@TreeKoalar @destineybleu You're not firing them. You're furloughing them.

@ShubertSomer @destineybleu I’m no HR professional but firing people to restructure is likely a bit more complicated than that. The ice agents signed a contract.

@TreeKoalar @destineybleu They could just transfer the TSA employees into ICE and lay off all the ICE agents that aren't doing anything important (or from wherever they are getting ICE agents to send to TSA).

@RealConorOil No way?

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: Charlie Kirk shot at Utah event.

@HustleBitch_ I bet she can’t wait to change his depends.

Karoline Leavitt, 28, with her 61-year-old husband. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@lady_valor_07 Yumm

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES