TIMI
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TIMI
@Trep1dus
𓁆𓁇𓁈𓁉𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗𓀘𓀙𓀚𓀛𓀜𓀝𓀞𓀟𓀠𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀦𓀧𓀨𓀩𓀪𓀫𓀬𓀻𓀼𓀽𓀾𓀿𓁀𓁁𓁂𓁃𓁄𓁅𓁆𓁇𓁈𓁉𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊
เข้าร่วม Haziran 2024
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@Mekings042 @ashiedu_victor Black plate ke, what happened to his hand.
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This “let kids express themselves” thing… I don’t think it will work in my house o 😂
Today I was giving my kids snacks in plates and my boy said I should use the pink plate for him.
You say wetin?
He said that’s his favorite color.
Oga quiet there, your favorite color is blue.
Because how did we even get to pink?? 😭
You never even finish nursery school, you don dey choose color?
All these “let them like what they like” people…
If e reach your turn, make your boy like pink.
As long as it’s my house:
Boys = blue
Girls = pink
Shikina
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@Mazitundeeednut Somebody should ask this Baby Coach why he didn't start Eze when Odeguaard was not there. He is a bottler Coach
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You see people on your social media feed pull Messi in less than 30 spins.
You see some pull Messi on the first spin.
You then get this weird feeling inside of you urging you to go for the 250 pack thinking you’ll get lucky since everyone else is getting lucky.
30 spins deep….nothing.
80 spins deep….nothing.
You start questioning yourself that maybe it isn’t even worth it.
But then you go back onto social media and see even more people getting lucky and some getting Messi in just under 100 spins.
You then succumb to the voice in your head and end up going deeper for Messi and still you end up with dust after 120 spins.
150 spins deep and finally you got someone but it ends up being Baresi and Bergkamp and you are extremely upset.
You are so deep now….you might as well wipe out the pack. You go to the coin store for the 5th time inputting that Credit Card information for another small batch of coins thinking you’ll get Messi in the next multi spin so you can save money….little did you know….
200 spins deep and still you are left with dust and crumbs. Your mind has fully accepted defeat and you feel like you have been scammed.
How is it fair that your friends at the casino get lucky on their 1st try while you are stuck ULTRA DEEP still spinning.
220 spins deep and you finally get an animation….could it be??? No. It’s O’Shea, Cantona, and Roberto Carlos.
Your mind is fully gone now. All you see is red. You start telling yourself you will NEVER fall for this trap again…..but wait there is still 30 spins left so you go to the coin store again and input that Credit Card information to wipe the rest of the pack.
240 spins deep and you finally get Cruyff. You smile a little bit but at the same time the internal rage has built up to the point where you are ready to explode….how could it be that Messi is waiting for you in the last 10 players of the pack.
You go for single spins one after another and Messi is down to the last 2…..you go for the second to last spin and you pull Lombardi….all you can think of now is how horrible your luck is and how you’ll never play any games at the casino EVER AGAIN
On the very last pull you finally get Messi wiping out the ENTIRE pack…but at what cost….
Welcome to the Casino 🎰

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@the_marcoli_boy Shey na only me notice say Nigerians no dey complain about price of salt? 🤣🤣
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