Trial Balanced

🚨 Harry Maguire SNUBBED a mega-money move to Inter Miami and wants to FINISH his career at Manchester United. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

@timburchett @jjauthor US OIL doesn’t come through the straits of shitholeistan

BIG OIL is ripping us off. The Straits are open and Washington is in on it.

@nypost they’re pretty much all potheads

Eligible young men will automatically be registered for US military draft later this year trib.al/9QtIvyw

@C_3C_3 @Teagan1776 he can always try the international oil & gas industry

It’s really weird but for some reason the world renowned artist Hunter Biden can no longer sell his art. He’s now claiming he is broke and $15 million in debt. Wonder why? Did something change? Art collectors are fickle I guess.

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December thehill.com/policy/defense…

AI is going to make the audit profession stupid as fuck

@theblaze shitbag lawyers

🚨Alleged killer of Iryna Zarutska deemed incompetent to stand trial

If you can't even speak English, you should have NO say in American elections.

It must be nice to be an attorney from Washington, DC and have an extra $100,000 laying around doing nothing that you can donate to help @JoshShapiroPA stay Governor of Pennsylvania.

checks out

This is what happens beneath the Spanish Steps when a priest from the Diocese of Rome meets an English guy and an Argentine priest Better than a Fellini movie! Rome, Italy 🇮🇹 ⚽️

@69News he could have put a fucking necktie on

Bethlehem mayor delivers State of the City address wfmz.com/news/area/lehi…

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!! The man who m*rdered Iryna Zarutska on the Light Rail in Charlotte NC, DeCarlos Brown Jr... ...has just been found “INCAPABLE TO PROCEED” on the state m*rder charge brought against him WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I don’t think anyone’s getting near those kids

I have truly awful news. The US Marine who was st*bbed in Wilmington NC, 21-year-old Daniel Montano with the 2nd Marine Division based at Camp Lejeune... ...has sadly passed away from his injuries in the hospital Police are searching for a Black male suspect.

Whitehall treasurer charged with harassment, official oppression in dispute with neighbor wfmz.com/news/area/lehi…

@PAGovOffice @GovernorShapiro prolly left out the bit about tax concessions and loan guarantees

🚨NEW: @GovernorShapiro secures $15 Million investment from Premier Brands of America to Open its First Manufacturing Facility in Pennsylvania, creating 58 new jobs.

@ASo1omons that town is a shithole

I was expecting more reflecting..

LAWFARE: California Democrats are planning to provide every one of its 2.5 million illegal aliens a free lawyer to fight their deportation. The program would be the largest jobs program for Democrat lawyers in history. Its stated objective is to grind the immigration court system down to a halt making deportation all but impossible. It could cost California taxpayers $125 billion.