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@newscomauHQ Videoing in public is not illegal.

Beaches, streets and even cafes – no public space is safe from an alarming new trend. Full story: bit.ly/4vrONuZ

@realRick_AUS Hahahahahaha check out the Willy Wonka, midget motherfucker in the middle.

This is fucking embarrassing on epic proportions.

@khnh80044 Best progressive rock drummer

Do you think Phil Collins belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame?🤔

@GBNEWS 8 out of 10 gen Xers have also rang in sick because they are tired. What's the story here?

Eight in 10 Gen Zs have called in sick to work because they were TIRED, new poll finds gbnews.com/news/gen-z-too…

@GarbageHuman24 Yes. Very fat.

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@Matt_Pinner No, blacks and indians smell much worse.

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.. Agree..?

@BasilTheGreat I totally agree with her. Considering the first schools began in the 6th century, when the population was 100% white.

The BBC has announced that the UK education system wasn't built for black children and the problem is it was built for 'whiteness' The anti-white racism at the BBC is incredible They really do despise us

@giantroo Surly you have to be on the field of play during the play?

What a clunk! 🌟

@ExtremeFootbal4 Matt Me Tissier shits all over him

Is this the best player to ever play for Southampton???

@BlobWarriorUK Well one look with functional eyes can tell you she is not British.

Her parents flew into Britain a week before her birth to game the system in 1980 and get her British nationality. 2 weeks later they were all back in Nigeria. This loophole was banned in 1983. Simple question. Is Kemi Badenoch British in your opinion?

@_CFCWhizz Wayne Rooney by a country mile

Bias aside, Who’s the most overrated player here?

@DeadlineDayLive No. Now.

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Liverpool fans, do you think you should change manager at the end of the season?

@LFC What a truly horrible, insipid, pathetic performance. Zero effort by any player on the pitch.

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

@BowTiedYukon Why? They are both fugly.

The should put a statue of this kid in-front of the school. Absolute fucking legend

@mysty812 Maybe you should ask the mooslims why mohamad nonced a 9 year old girl.

Why is Jesus birthday always the same day but his death different day every year?🤔

@newscomauHQ Don't you just love the diversity and enrichment in action there?

This is the shocking moment a complete stranger attempts to shove a man in front of a train. Full story: bit.ly/4sOP9u4

@SkyNews Only 2? Bugger.

Two migrants die during attempt to cross English Channel. Read more 🔗 trib.al/Q4kr0oe

@theprojecttv Why is she crying? She's got an excuse to take meth amphetamine now.

Rebecca Gibney has revealed she's been diagnosed with ADHD and autism spectrum disorder. “I’ve cried a lot more in the last few months than I’ve cried in a long time, which I thought I’d gotten over as a woman over 60. I was like, ‘No, I’ve got all that stuff sorted’,” she told The Australian Women's Weekly. “I’m still coming to terms with it because it’s answered a lot of questions from my past - my panic attacks, my years of masking, which started obviously at a very early age."

@SonnyBWilliams Such a dissapointment. I was hoping for the laser guided bomb to turn him into goo.

😔💔

@cormac_mccafe69 Judith Lucy was even less funny than magda szubankski. That's quite an achievement.

kinda a grim reminder of what a career in the arts in Australia gets ya, even if you're an icon