@lilley_les @OLady59 You're hot stuff
And out of my league
I knows it
I knows it
Goo nigh mi Duckess 🌹
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Tripe_Writer
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My daughter says that I will talk to anyone with a pulse. That's true. But I'd talk to anyone Without a pulse too. Christian. Porn stars and billionaires delete
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@OLady59 John innes no 1
John innes no 2
John innes no 3
Horse muck
DDT
(Actually, pond sludge is excellent)
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@OLady59 Where did you get my picture from to make this model?
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@OLady59 That's the Worcester to Nottingham main train line...
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@OLady59 I used to hold my wife's hand
So I knew it weren't in my pocket
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@lilley_les @OLady59 I would, but she lives too far north in Worcestershire
That's too near the Arctic circle
Plus:
I don't speak Brummie......
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@lilley_les @OLady59 has offered me a job on her allotment
As a Scarecrow
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@kelly_ques I can pat my head and rub my tummy in a circle at the same time
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@lilley_les You posher than me
An better looking too
I used to have a job testing mirrors
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@lilley_les That's cos you is Posh
I go to Asda
But use Harrod's carrier bags to impress the neighbours
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@OLady59 I is on Facebook
"John Grove"
If it please your majesty
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@lilley_les You know Tesco's logo?
"Every Little Helps"?
It should say
"Every Little Helps Tesco"
Greedy B*stards
The right slogan should be
"Every Lidl Helps"
Just saying 😘
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