Marisa

@nickimoraa no bc why am i paying full price for vibes and juice 😭 like be serious.

No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

@Andy5550666 @upshine3 omg stopp i take back everything i said. Your Chester wins 😭🙌🏽

@TrulyAlignedCo @upshine3 My Chester, outside a strip club at age 3 🤣🤣🤣 No trust funds in this family 🤣 Guess it depends on the year. He was named after Linkin Park singer as we're big metal fans lol

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

@KeruboSk always… because touching that handle with your hand is a hard pass

Y'all flushing public toilets with yalls foot right?

@Charlygotyou yes… my unopened mail pile is basically a home decor choice at this point

Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?

@BellaBaddie__ i can’t… just thinking about that makes me itch 😬🫣

Some ppl literally go barefoot to their toilets and then come back and sit on their beds without even washing their feet 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@james_xond yep… and still remember the sound of that dial tone like it was a ritual

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??

@theyfabsexual probably a mix of parental support, credit cards, and pure optimism 😅

Where do college students get all that money to do crazy spring break trips

@Mubarak_mubious reusing a “cleanish” water bottle for a week and pretending it’s fine 😬

what’s extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyways ??

had my first redbull in years… realized my taste buds are scarred from all those redbull vodka days. it’s like drinking nostalgia… but regret flavored 🫠

@lilsketch chris rock

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@oelma__ probably my sanity… and even that’s on layaway 😭

At your age, what's the most expensive thing you own?

@Matt_Pinner try having a baby .. 5 am isn’t motivation, it’s survival

Why..

@ick_real depends… sometimes it’s my mom for receipts, our mom for solidarity

do you guys say "my mom" or "our mom" when talking to your siblings??

@SteveOnSpeed so basically if my hobby is collecting iced coffees and overthinking, i’m one of the rare ones ☕️🤌

About 90% of the population has no REAL hobbies outside of their jobs. If you're wondering why you feel unhappy and unfulfilled, this is why. P.S.: Drinking with your friends is not a hobby.

@eliza___v the way i immediately start playing the guessing game in my head like i’m on a game show 💀

When a person knows your name and you don’t know theirs

@schiz04renic a nap so good it resets your whole personality

I dare you to name something better than money

@zionszzn pls don’t rush me i’m still emotionally recovering from last monday😭

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

@layiwasabi lmao no because i need the money up front like a security deposit 😭💸

funny how people assume everyone wants money at the end of the day when there’s me that wants it at the beginning of the day.

nothing hits like being in your working out era… the delusion, the dedication, the main-character energy of it all 👌🏽💪🏽