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Nothing grosses me out more than the fact the Academy Awards doesn't award an actor for being the "most perfectly clear casting position" of the year. 🏆 The current reigning champion of this award would be @The_MJF for his role in Happy Gilmore 2. #AEW #ProWrestl

@HansMokeNiemann Just watched your doc on Netflix. Would definitely be your friend. Here's a funny video for you.

"This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes."

.@LindseyGrahamSC is a fudge packer. A tiny little twink.

Not all heroes wear capes, some are shaped like the Penguin from Batman Returns. #thirstythursday

Gross

But what kind of a person would mock Muslims and Christians...on Easter?! Tucker saying the quiet part outloud. 🤫✡️

First video of the Astronauts coming back from the far side of the moon.

For comparison if you were on Artemis II orbiting Earth instead of the Moon. For us common folk.

This definitely makes more sense now. Sad!

What if Dawn Staley was offered the Men's job at UNC? Would she take the job? What is her success probability? Kind of want to see this.

Low key if this is @ComicDaveSmith ....whew... whole nother level of respect. Sheesh reddit.com/r/WatchThisWhe…

This chainsmokers musical thing is embarrassing....

🚨 Fake News! 🚨 got canceled when Chris got caught boinking his 19 year old assistant. Allegedly.

🚨 President Trump just signed a MASSIVE Executive Order to CLEAN UP college sports! • ONE transfer only (no more portal chaos) • Max 5 seasons in a 5-year window • Schools that don’t comply lose federal funding

Cameo is hilarious because you start scrolling through the celebs and it creates a "you really think you're worth that?!" feeling in your head. This particular example gives me the same "expectation vs reality" vibes as that of a fast food commercial. Ric is still a rock star!

Imagine whipping out your big floppy pancake tits to protest for illegals.

Reason #13234 to hate the State of California: $18.8 million home...432 square feet. 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom and 1 picnic table. zillow.com/homedetails/10…

The Yankees will have a Mini Dessert "Chicken" Bucket at home games this year 👀 But it's not actually chicken - it's drumstick-shaped ice cream with a chocolate-covered cookie “bone” center, a coating of white chocolate and candied corn flakes served in a souvenir mini “chicken” bucket

Pictured 📷 President Donald J. Trump, Inauguration Day, 2025...the candidate we voted for, flying TOO close to the STAR OF DAVID. This will never be the man I voted for in 2016. SAD! RIP America.

I wonder if Kristi's hubby has a Kristi mask that looks like the one she wears.