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@lukebarlow2000 This is the whole thing. Worth a giggle for two.minutes.

@BBCNews Why are you sending British reporters to the Middle East like Clive Myrie? Surely there are English speaking nationals there who could report for you? Stop wasting money. Why am I paying for a tv licence?

@willne Click on his name. He is in Leeds

someone please confirm he is safe

@_onlyscott England

Guess the national team VERY HARD

@_onlyscott Netherlands. Too easy.

Guess the national team VERY HARD

@lippyent Daktari

And you can't say Lassie ! Hmm 🤔?¿

@_onlyscott Michael Owen

Guess the player HARDEST

@Matt_Pinner The Trout Pouts

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@potterwigham @DIPHarryLizard @deathinparadise What about Catherine?

@DIPHarryLizard Darlene was mentioned in the 1st episode on the phone so if she's gone it leaves you as the only survivor from the opening series of @deathinparadise

We have a date and it is only 10 days until you (hopefully!) see me on screen again!!! 🦎🦎🦎💚💚💚 Oh and the police team and Catherine too! 😂😂😂 Looking forward to welcoming Mattie but will be sad if Darlene has really gone…😭😭😭

@_onlyscott Netherlands

Guess the national team VERY HARD

@LegacySiu McMannaman

Excluding Alexander-Arnold, Name a player who played for both Liverpool and Real Madrid. Impossible

@herotimeszero Hair

What do they have that Trump never ever will?

@otokyo__ I got zero. Done them all.

I got 8 points, You?

@Wisdom_HQ Petanque

@Lea_EFC Haha. Boom. And he scores.

Alexander Isak hasn’t scored a Premier League goal in: - 210 Days - 30 Weeks - 7 Months - 5,040 Hours - 302,400 Minutes - 18,144,000 Seconds Alexander Isuck 😂

@MelissaReddy_ Andy💕🕊

@TheRangeUK Hi, bought a set of lights for £79.99 in Blackpool today. Put them up and switched them on. There's no remote control to change the mode and your voicemail is full. Help please?

@benonwine Actual cooking. They look mostly raw.

What’s Missing? 🤔

@LFCTransferRoom @FabrizioRomano If I remember correctly Crouch took forever to score when he signed. Then he became a machine. They will suddenly click.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 - @FabrizioRomano: For Liverpool, nothing has changed. They still see Arne Slot as the right man to take Liverpool forward

@RichardCrawley @hwinkler4real Maybe you should. There are numbers either side.

@hwinkler4real 45283 Fonzi!!!!! You better stick to hitting the juke box🥴

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@robjessel16 @francesbarber13 I agree with Floella.

Trevor Phillips as next DG I'd go for that spectator.co.uk/article/is-thi…