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@DailyMail Why's the wording for this tweet so weird? I had to read it a couple of times to understand it properly. Anyone else think this, or is it just me?

EXCLUSIVE: A multi-millionaire banker descended from royalty has been arrested by police hunting the 'Putney Pusher', the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal. The suspect was detained today at his £1.4million home in west London. A director at a private bank, he is a decorated former British Army officer who served in several major conflicts. His arrest comes nearly ten years after a jogger shoved a female pedestrian into the path of a double-decker bus on Putney Bridge.

@gigaferatwo Based.

Imagine being a parent and you walk in on your toddler playing roblox ISIS on his iPad

If you think otherwise, you are wrong.

na minha opinião, nenhum homem fica bonito de cabelo comprido

@City_Xtra @ManCity There we go. Clear and to the point. Remove any speculations.

Josko Gvardiol: "It's my third season [at #ManCity], of course, and hopefully I'm going to stay here as well, for many more years..." [via @ManCity]

@cityzenken_ @ManCity Oh fuck off man.

Semenyo Replacement, Crysencio Summerville. @ManCity

@chrijohnso @StevenMcinerney So that we say "oh I guess it's not that bad then" and allow this to continue into in season matches? We don't need to use the US as a basis of what we do and don't allow in our sport(s).

@StevenMcinerney If you think these are bad you should try watching an nfl game.

I reckon I despise the advert breaks disguised as hydration more than any other change in football. It's a real blatant slap in the face. They're just fully taking the piss out of us. It's immensely patronising stuff.

@thegenesisbl0ck Men that watch both:

A man that watches anime is a million times worse than a man that watches porn.

@City_Xtra As someone who really wants/wanted him to stay and show he good he really can be, he did fuck all. He shows zero urgency.

Netherlands 2-2 Japan: 70 minutes for Tijjani Reijnders, 15 minutes for Nathan Ake. 🇳🇱🤝 #FIFAWorldCup

@gemutlich111 Gvardiol

Can you Guess the player

@Corvus270 @JasonMcClu61275 @NoMoreFksToGive @TBlountNews You mean tomato/tomahto. No one actually says "po-tah-toe".

@Twaha95 @JasonMcClu61275 @NoMoreFksToGive @TBlountNews Potato/Potahto

People making $15 an hour worshipping a trillionaire are the dumbest people on Earth.

@cagiago_ @mcfcspades Never change, nigga. 😂

@mcfcspades I don’t read to understand I read to spread agendas

“Slightly darker skin” Ngga you’re one of the lightest players in the entire French squad

@Corvus270 @JasonMcClu61275 @NoMoreFksToGive @TBlountNews I'm pretty pro Palestine, actually.

@Twaha95 @JasonMcClu61275 @NoMoreFksToGive @TBlountNews And… you’re an anti-Semite to boot. Not shocked.

@JasonMcClu61275 @NoMoreFksToGive @TBlountNews "Earth was better before the Jews took over" "So leave" 🙄 I still like twitter, it's just not as good as it used to be.

@Twaha95 @NoMoreFksToGive @TBlountNews So leave

@Hullabalos85941 @muheediva01 You are better off dude. That woman sounds like a headache.

@Twaha95 @muheediva01 I'm exaggerating -- but she did make a big deal out of it. I should have paid attention to that red flag -- she's my ex now.

Who breaks their spaghetti in half before cooking?

@PurrfectBirdFan @muheediva01 Does it make the spaghetti taste better if not broken? I crunch my noodles into smaller pieces and then eat them with a spoon or use a fork like a spoon 💀😭

@muheediva01 No one who knows how to cook.

@Hullabalos85941 @muheediva01 Deal breaker... over that? 💀

@muheediva01 My mom did so I did. Then my future wife told me that was a deal breaker.

@bigpigszn @SxrgioSZN God I hope not 🙏😭

@SxrgioSZN It's more likely that pep is managing us next season then maresca

Who remembers this rumour? 🤣🤣

@leon_finan2005 @SxrgioSZN People go back to work a couple of weeks later after a death in the family. It's literally just football, it's not that big of a deal man fucking hell. Acting like people are gonna be traumatised or something smh 🙄

@SxrgioSZN I feel like the only season they didn’t announce pep yet is because they wanted people to take the time to sink in that pep is left and maybe announcing him so soon after the greatest manager in football leaving our club might have gotten a bit of backlash

@sue_xbt No.

Would you marry a girl who is 30 years old, brunette, 5"4, 115 lbs, and makes $200k a month? Be honest.