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@FrankEra_ @CraigHope_DM He meant to say Bruno G!

🚨💣 | JUST IN: Bruno Fernandes is said to have added his SUPPORT to #MUFC making an approach for Sandro Tonali, and is SO IMPRESSED with the player. [@CraigHope_DM]

@utdbrxy Don’t want 🤮 Anderson or Bruno G should be the blueprint

yay we’re getting tonali

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | JUST IN: Newcastle’s Lewis Hall is on #MUFC's radar for the left-back position this summer. [@DanyalHKhan]

Winning your first trophy with man city is like losing your virginity to a prostitute.

@UtdDistrict @MailSport @NUFC Shush 👍 jokeman 👍

🚨 | #mufc would be UNLIKELY to move for Bruno Guimaraes. Sources have DISMISSED speculation that talks are advanced, and Newcastle are said to be determined to keep their midfielder. [@MailSport]

@five5starrr @UtdStiles @FrankEra_ @NathSalt1 He is more of a DM than any of the others.

@UtdStiles @FrankEra_ @NathSalt1 It says to replace Casemiro. Bruno G isn’t a DM

🚨💣 | JUST IN: #MUFC have cut their short-list of midfield targets to replace Casemiro this summer down to THREE players: - Sandro Tonali - Elliot Anderson - Adam Wharton [@NathSalt1]

@UtdKlay 10k likes for fake quote lol

🚨Rayan Cherki speaks on his showboating vs Arsenal in the Carabao Cup Final: 🗣️Cherki: “People think it was disrespect… no, it was INTENTIONAL. I grew up watching Nani in the FA Cup doing the same thing to Arsenal—pure confidence, pure freedom. “So when I had the moment, I did it for a reason. Not just to entertain… but to remind them. Some clubs, when you feel they’re vulnerable, you don’t just beat them… you play with them.” “I know Pep Guardiola didn’t like it, and I respect him… so if there’s anyone I apologise to, it’s Pep. But to the Arsenal fans? I’m not sorry…𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@the_art_of_7 realistically, is this ANY different from Mbeumo at Brentford?

Beautiful, beautiful work of art he is. Need that in United red ASAP

@Gideoomatic he aint getting no treble lolololol he will be happy to even win the premier league.

He knows he's going have the last laugh with his treble fuccckkkkkk

@ZaidBalll makes me wanna puke 👍

Chat what we saying about our new back 4? Saka Martinez Maguire Dalot.

We may have a deep squad but it’s a deep squad of 82 rated gold rares

Do we count Rice’s performance today when deciding Premier League player of the year?

BRUNO GGGGGGGG

@AshtonGgmu We still wouldn’t have a top level cm. Top depth for cdm though.

If Bruno G. were to join, we simply have to sign Baleba too. Them two together, with Bruno ahead and Mainoo in rotation, would genuinely make us borderline unplayable in midfield. #MUFC

#mufc have already made contact with Bruno Guimarães’ representatives. He would cost around €70m and is United’s primary midfield target [@UOL]

@krish_morngstar @GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk Hall.

@GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk Diouf better suited and an actual left back Lewis-Skelly is a midfielder playing as a left back and isn’t athletic enough to go up and down for entire 90 mins

Man United have begun laying the groundwork for a new left back ahead of the summer transfer window, with @TEAMtalk able to exclusively reveal a number of targets – including Arsenal's Myles Lewis-Skelly. teamtalk.com/manchester-uni…

@Utdshow @Utddoja He got pnp brah

@Utddoja no pnp #wegood

I hate wingfielders but Ndiaye is an exception, bring him to the theatre

@FrankEra_ Ndiaye or Diomande and I’m happy. 😊

THE DETAILS. 😮‍💨

@gazerjadon @PMZ_MUFC Mate the right one is perfect wdym, maybe Anderson for Mainoo 🤫

@PMZ_MUFC trash vs garbage

🚨 | Ex-PGMOL boss Keith Hackett on the Amad foul vs Bournemouth: "This IS a holding offence on Amad, and SHOULD have been awarded a penalty. No wonder #mufc are unhappy..."