UFC Monke

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UFC Monke

UFC Monke

@UFCMonke

Unemployed Rocket Scientist

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2024
16 กำลังติดตาม13 ผู้ติดตาม
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UFC Monke
UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
If you are looking for me I will be riding my motorcycle from Argentina to Alaska to go work on a fishing boat
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sabonete líquido galistico
A conversa que vc tem com uma garota que vc conheceu no aniversário de um amigo e dps de 2 horas ela cita o namorado
Mara@wydmara

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CAMELCAST OFFICIAL
CAMELCAST OFFICIAL@CAMELCASTOff·
One of my buddies a decade ago dated a rave girl. She would go off to festivals all the time with her girls(and one guy friend). My buddy obviously couldn't go because he had a job but he was never concerned. I asked him if she could be doing something nefarious. He said "she would never do that." I simply asked because she would talk about how she looked forward to all the drugs and alcohol. Drugs and drinks never lead to good decisions. Well long story short. She cheated on him with dozens of guys over a year and broke up with him for the guy friend who she went to the raves with.
Simp Police🚨@SimpPolice911

Imagine being excited to send your girl off to be a whore at a festival.

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dylan
dylan@dylmichaelc·
hey i fucked up my entire life. what do i do now
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brain crumbs 𖡎
brain crumbs 𖡎@alorazei·
you can’t even say “get a job” to people anymore because the market is so bad they’ll be like i have applied to 400 jobs over the past six months
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ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ
ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ@DeFiTracer·
🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP'S INSIDER WITH A 100% WIN RATE JUST OPENED A $201M LONG AHEAD OF THE U.S. MARKET OPEN TODAY THIS GUY WENT ALL-IN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE OCTOBER CRASH, WHEN HE MADE $65 MILLION IN JUST 3 HOURS ALL EYES ON THE INSIDER!! 👀
ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ tweet media
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ocr
ocr@onchainrapist·
THIS IS THE MOST FRAUDULENT MANIPULATED MARKET OF ALL TIME
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Ben Zobrist fan
Ben Zobrist fan@RandylandSZN·
Chappell Roan does not make nearly good enough music for there to be this much discourse around her always
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Dr Sheep Person Podge
Dr Sheep Person Podge@noplaceforsheep·
We could have had such exquisite lives on this glorious planet…
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eve
eve@mybulIet·
u just created a million hyeseong kims
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onion person
onion person@CantEverDie·
haven’t seen anyone say “nothing ever happens” in awhile now
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