Jake

I have ptsd every time I see a trash can , I can hear my dad screaming take out the god damn trash boy

my only closure is knowing i had good intentions and a pure heart

Yeah I’m on a watchlist - China’s “Real Ass White Boys to Keep An Eye On” list

needa get that girl a Harley the way I put that angel through hell

Hit the opps with a cross bow, followed up with a cross Rhodes

everyday at work I point to the door like it’s the wrestlemania sign and I just think ab leaving

guy on cologist? What is that a first degree felony?

gonna start dressing like Cody Rhodes just to let mfs know I’m on a path to finish my story

shoot my local heroin dealer? I’m still trying to find the dude who sold Romeo and Juliet poison

@ericmmatheny What if he’s just larping as one of the vampires from sinners

A lot of people are debating when lethal force would’ve been justified. If you’re in the State of Florida, once he starts kicking the door, that becomes an attempted burglary. A couple rounds through the door at that time would be considered justifiable.

undesirable to undeniable

suicide dive into the pussy but I botched it and dove into her knee

Sinners was a great movie tho

Doing my first stand up in 2 years

crazy some kid might’ve failed their history test bc jey uso said some Christopher Columbus shit

last time I saw wrigley was the last time I saw the sun type shit

they say I look like the white boy from the movies

Yeet

I’m no stranger to love I saw the notebook when I was 5