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@UcheTheAlien

👷🏽 // Visca Barca! // Més que un club.

outerspace! เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2022
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Dr. Monster
Dr. Monster@gayboyfarty·
Stop being so passive in your own life! Apply for that job! Ask them out! Take a picture of your boobs! Maybe two! Send them both to me! Go see a movie!
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🕷️@UcheTheAlien·
@TheRealsiyaG @_Bongekile_ So you can’t make your own child calm?? That’s being effeminate?? I’d like to understand your view on parenting!
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GhettoSnob™
GhettoSnob™@TheRealsiyaG·
@_Bongekile_ 5 years into marriage you will be asking for advise after finding out hubby is a after 9. What will i as a guy do when I get outside with that crying child? Breastfeed the child? These woke ideologies are breeding very effeminate men. We can't both be nurturers in a relationship
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Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
Misogynists wouldn’t survive at my church 😭. Here, everyone is equal. You’ll see a father get up and rush out with a crying child to calm them down while the mother stays seated, listening to the sermon in peace. I love it here.
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jindu✨
jindu✨@jindu__·
I killed a chicken for the first time in my life 😭😭😭
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@damideytalk·
sucking her tits while she rides you>>>>
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🕷️@UcheTheAlien·
@ogebuleN Omo mehn lucky you! No more again sha
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DAMI FOREIGN🥶
DAMI FOREIGN🥶@TheDamiForeign·
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ChocoTribe
ChocoTribe@Debbybruno3·
Messi will score freekick, Alvarez will score freekick, Molina will score freekick Looks like it is freekick we will use to rig this World Cup 😌
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Berneese
Berneese@theberneese·
I went to the Bernabeu: Real Madrid lost I went to the Camp Nou: Barcelona lost Does this mean if I go to the Metropolitano Atletico Madrid will also lose?
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🕷️@UcheTheAlien·
@yaygha She go dey wait make that babe go 😂
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Chijioke Benjamin🗣️
I remember my old place with a similar experience but the twist of this all was that the guy was intentionally making neighbors know how is fucking a woman He has his target audience and you can't believe most women in the compound were curious and actually went to taste his meat Na strategy and it is working on your... Your mind is the first line of attack then he constantly shows in your face be it for conversations or borrowing of matches Then you start creating his face when you are horny 😂 😂... "Neighbor have you eaten?" go be your own line of acceptance
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D3VID 🐢@DurkioWiz·
She woke up around 1:49 am & heard her neighbor loudly having s3x… omo no be small banging 😲😳🙆🏾‍♂️
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🕷️@UcheTheAlien·
@nonotesnone @flowzki This is wrong cause he has always chilled with Burna and Wiz so the best thing to do when 2 of his guys are beefing is keep mute.
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Klopperfield
Klopperfield@nonotesnone·
@flowzki This whole him not picking a side thing is funny, he already has a side Him being there shows that’s his side, his relationship with Burna is loud, they hung out the day of the incident and he’s there again, because he refused to say anything doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a side
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@flowzki·
you will not see it but if you pay attention enough there’s a lot of lessons you can pick here as a guy man… don’t pay attention to burnaboy pay attention to the guy sitting beside him.
benny.@1BENNY7G

“no be 10 people beat DJ Tunez, na only me and na only two slaps i give am. i swear with my mama, if i dey lie make ogun carry my mama go anywhere wey Wizkid mama dey… he come go dey tweet, i think say he go send squad. na internet their own power dey.” — Burna Boy speaks! 🗣️

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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
Your husband sponsored your education and gave you a launcepad for your career. But it is the colleague buying you underwear and perfume that knows how to treat a lady 😊
🤍I’m Sanwo_Fatimah@ummuh_Zahra

So I got married last year to the man who sponsored my education. Have no kids yet though. Thanks to him, today I work as a government teacher in a secondary & high school. I actually just got recruited to this school where I teach Geography. But please, I'm confused. There's this particular guy, actually a male colleague of mine. He has been working here as a Biology teacher for 6 years. Since I arrived & started work, he has been so nice to me, guiding & showing me around, buying me gifts too, and keeping me company so I don't feel alone since I'm new. We got so close after a month. I don't know, but I just really feel so comfortable & safe with him, even more than my husband. I love his company. If I'm to be honest, I feel like I can share & tell him everything. Even my husband doesn't get me gifts like this guy does. He is such a kind & gentle man, i must comment, he truly knows how to treat a lady but something about his behavior, actually changed recently. Which leaves me confused. He switched from food gifts & started getting me underwear, bras, and perfumes. Even on 'Teachers Day' he bought me same gifts. This has actually been going on for about 2 weeks now. Please people, this keeps me wondering if it's okay that i keep collecting these gifts. Considering the fact that, I'm a married woman. Truth is, we've been so close, and I don't know how to go about rejecting these gifts since he is actually doing it with pure intentions, with no strings attached, and he's been so nice to me ever since I got here. I plead for your advice & guidance 🙏

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Essiebaby🧚🏾‍♀️
When you listening to a song and it turns out to be the song you been looking for but never knew the name of it.
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Jimmy
Jimmy@FCBJimmy_·
I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷@AlbicelesteTalk

Romario: "You faced both Cristiano and Messi, who was the tougher? Marcelo: "Messi, but man, Messi was...very extraordinary.." 🎥 @Romariotv_ofc

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