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@UncleBeer I know but I ain’t saying nothin

anyone know ehat is south of alberta? has anyone done any research on thius

[experiencing alienation] ha ha, yea, i guess this is thirty

in J School they made us listen to Canadaland

I would, however, Pull A Fast One if circumstances necessitate it

i would never try to trick, deceive, fool, bamboozle, swindle, mislead, scam, hoodwink, get one over on, or con another party while in the midst of trying to make a Deal

I had the dream again. I'm on the teebox and I can't move. Impatient groups of golfers coalesce, waiting for our group to tee off. Change of perspective. Now I am the ball. Do it. Smack that thing. I had such a good life.

Im entering into SPORTS MODE

No. You don't understand. I'm one of the good ones. I'm smart and moral! I made jokes about all of this happening. They simply would not allow me into their institutions!

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DO NOT DISCUSS THE UNCLEBEER CIPHER WITH SNYONE

Friendly fire incidents up a staggering 1,000,000%

NERD who doesn't watch SLAFKOVSKY: my computer says that [LEAGUE AVERAGE PLAYER] would be 16% more productjve if given the same opportunities

let's go live to the new york stock exchange for the opening bell

Undermining the US Dollar by paying the IRGC 10000 Bitcoin to permit safe passage of my party yacht

>tfw you score one goal >tfw you score two goals >tfw you score three goals

Cheering, Bucs, Chiefs, Robert Mueller, rule of law, etc.

While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUES!" or "GO BRUINS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law"

While many of you are likely yelling "GO BUCS!" or "GO PACKERS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law"