Facts Kellerman

Updating the media because I posted these everywhere else and thst first picture is fire fuck y’all

THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY AMERICA NEVER LEARNS FROM IT'S HISTORY IS BECAUSE AMERICA NEVER TEACHES IT'S REAL HISTORY.

me after i get outta my depression and realize who i am

Joe Mazzulla: “Everyone has a different love language. My love language is like violence.” (via @PardonMyTake)

“THe PoPe ShOuLd StAy OuT oF pOliTiCs.” The President should stay out of children.

THRAGG. Pause at 6 seconds. Amazon went crazy on this one

so ur telling me trump, the sitting president of the usa, threatened the pope, the pope said, "check urself before you wreck yourself", and in retaliation trump ai imaged itself as Jesus...? And THEN Iran said, "Mr. pope and co. that's fucked up. not even we would do that bc Jesus is holy. sorry u have 2 deal with this". this is the timeline i live in. THIS IS THE TIMELINE I LIVE IN?!

“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga

Elite resilience just tryna tweet through it

We ain’t stop the nuclear program, ain’t get any oil, overturned economic sanctions, spent billions of tax payer money and sent troops via air and sea…and we now owe $2 mil per ship in the strait of Hormuz…but yea Art of the Deal.

Offset got shot and instead of niggas sending prayers, 12 different niggas are saying how much he owe them 😭😭😭

it’s hole filling season

@NYGov AYO

Ain’t stop the nuclear program, ain’t get any oil, overturned economic sanctions, spent billions of tax payer money and sent troops via air and sea…and we now owe $2 mil per ship in the strait of Hormuz…but yea Art of the Deal. Prosecute the criminals in the Epstein files.

This nigga took his viral moment and made it a life of mission and service. Make more people like this famous.

@elia_mafhh @BmoreBeloved This is fire

Detroit reporter Victor Williams was out covering free skateboarding lessons at Chandler Skatepark when he unexpectedly jumped on a board and kept delivering his live report while cruising through the park. The anchors in the studio and viewers at home were completely caught off guard by his smooth moves, turning a simple community story into a legendary viral TV moment.

A republican president said Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday and his cult didn't flinch.

@kritttaaa MADE IT OUT THE CHAT JUHERDDDD

Finally chilling off twitter & in real life @Uncle_DVD 💙💙

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

Yes, because undocumented people typically enter the country through commercial flights that requires multiple identification checks, a visa, and being put through immigration scrutiny. Makes perfect sense.