Steve Blair

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Steve Blair

@UniversalExile

NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates

Here by the sea. เข้าร่วม Eylül 2009

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·26 Eyl

I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve

Steve Blair@UniversalExile

Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown! #comedyvideo #comedyshort from me. If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta. #comedy

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·3h

@SamanthaTaghoy I notice that you haven’t deleted this despite the clear knowledge that the boxes say Easter on them, including a community note confirming this. I’m genuinely asking, that if you’re not being disingenuous and trying to stir up hatred, why don’t you delete it and apologise?

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Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·2d

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·13h

Can’t believe I’ve never noticed this before!

Gary Peterson 🇺🇸@GaryPetersonUSA

It’s like President Trump and Elvis are the same person!

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·1d

Drooling, shitting himself, and gurgling a load of nonsense. Still, the kid looks cute.

Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10

A very special first introduction today - my second grandchild. It is all of our responsibility to leave a better Britain to our children and grandchildren than the one left to us. We certainly have an awfully long way to go, but I still believe we can do it.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·2d

@SamanthaTaghoy Now that you know this is erroneous, and that ‘Easter’ is all over the packaging, as a columnist for established publications, why - unless you’re being entirely disingenuous - don’t you delete the tweet and aplogise?

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·2d

Not long back from a few days in London. Lots of propaganda on this hellsite so surprised to find most people were white, the vast majority spoke English, and no-one stole my wife’s handbag. Worse luck, I bought a chocolate holiday egg which had ‘Easter’ plastered all over it.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·5d

“Hahahahaha, when no-one’s watching I’m *really really* racist Hahahahahaha. I’ve got a Porsche.”

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·5d

Wow, flat-Earthers are experts in meningitis, chemistry, and pharmaceuticals. Who knew?

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·6d

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·6d

@LeeAndersonMP_ I think I'm unsurprised that you were on your own.

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Lee Anderson MP@LeeAndersonMP_·6d

Our Future. Last night I had a drink on my own overlooking the Thames and thought to myself what would our country look like in 100 years - what do you think?

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·6d

Confiscate his red pen.

Amelia@Amelia558rs

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·17 Mar

@RucksSake Embarrassing? I take it you’ve just looked at what you’ve been tweeting since the start of the tournament? Brutal, isn’t it?

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For Rucks Sake@RucksSake·16 Mar

Embarrassing 🤣🤣

BBC Sport Wales@BBCSportWales

Former Wales captain Sam Warburton has named his 2026 Six Nations Team of the Tournament - with three Welsh players included! 🏉 Agree? Disagree? Let us know your thoughts! ⤵️ #BBCRugby

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·16 Mar

Well, well, well, shall we all give Nigel the very slowest of handclaps for doing his bloody job. Finally. Tbf it probably took all those months of grifting to find 11 people in Clacton who would agree to pose with him.

Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage

I regret to inform the haters, including the @DailyMirror, that I am out and about in Clacton living my best life! ☀️

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·16 Mar

@HJB_News__ And you’re not the most hated fake news idiot, because no-one knows who you are. Enjoy your Rubles.

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HJB News@HJB_News__·15 Mar

The most hated British Prime Minister in British history, right here 👇

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·15 Mar

@reece_dinsdale He's on the edge, Reece. I think he's just one parking ticket away from buying a shotgun, a Bible, some road flares, and two rolls of gaffer tape, and going on a one-way road trip to oblivion.

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Reece Dinsdale@reece_dinsdale·14 Mar

How low have you fallen that you would use such an offensive slur… and also use it against a woman?

Laurence Fox@LozzaFox

Retard.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·15 Mar

@JYHYCN Go to bed. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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JHC@JYHYCN·14 Mar

It’s incredible what Ireland are allowed to get away with at every breakdown. Haven’t been penalised once. #IREVSCO

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·15 Mar

Someone remind me, which team do you not kick the ball away to? Asking for a former friend. Yours etc, An Ireland Fan #sixnations2026 #fraveng

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·14 Mar

@RucksSake You’re having a fucking 6 week ‘mare, mate 😂😂😂😂😂. Don’t worry, trolling isn’t for everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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For Rucks Sake@RucksSake·14 Mar

Furlong swatted again. Honestly terrible terrible 6 Nations for him.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·14 Mar

@stephenjones9 @Murvagh_ OK. Maybe third.

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Stephen Jones@stephenjones9·14 Mar

@Murvagh_ no he wasn’t

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Stephen Jones@stephenjones9·14 Mar

and finally from Dublin. Nonsense that ITV did not short-list Finn Russell for M of M. He was magnificent under huge pressure

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·14 Mar

.@revannek if you’re going to ask for a favour and then complain that I’m not doing it quickly enough, then maybe have the manners to follow back.

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Steve Blair@UniversalExile·14 Mar

As an Ireland fan, delighted for Ireland today, but want to say that Sione Tuipulotu played magnificently all day - gave everything - and he’s an absolute gent. So impressed. #6Nations #SixNations #SixNations2026

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