ur friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man

Hi, twitter!! I finally made a strawpage!! urfnspidey.straw.page

@human_firefly Johnny, baby, can we go again... You've got money can we spent an entire day on going to imax over and over again PLEASE its the only time I will ask you to spend your money on me..

Did anyone else get something in their eye while watching #ProjectHailMary? Just me?? Anyways I have a new favourite movie! 😊😊

@human_firefly Okay no lets be honest for a moment I admit I cried because of the plot most of all BUT that CENTRIFUGE🫩🫩🫩

@human_firefly DON'T even talk to me I've never cried so hard in a cinema this is so embarrassing. I mean HOW COULD THEY fuck up that centrifuge like this OH MY GOODNESS...

@616TORCHED Ain't no way I'd just stay still and watch them I need to web them up together or lock them up in an elevator for YESTERDAY

@UrFNSpidey you’ll be the spider on the wall watching it go down

the elephant is making out with the dog.

@PolishM1das //jestem dosłownie spider-man

Please sign up goys

@spiderbuckk Not really

is he ever on time for anything ever

my pretty pretty boy... #Spiderman #MarvelRivals

Peter Parker🐱

@616TORCHED IF WE DON'T GET A CONFESSION THEN WHATS THE POINT

EVERYBODY JOIN MY PRAYING CIRCLE RN 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯️ Spideytorch 🕯️ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

@human_firefly @Dylannn_1998 Sir, yes, sir!! 🫡🫡🫡 Omw After I help get the elephant back to the zoo..

@UrFNSpidey @Dylannn_1998 I want more flowers.

...U get used to it 😮‍💨

@human_firefly @Dylannn_1998 I try my best..? 😅

@Dylannn_1998 Sometimes he brings me flowers, tho they're always a little messed up from the web slinging😮‍💨

Spideytorch are anti-generative AI

Feliz Dia da Visibilidade Trans para todas as pessoas incríveis dessa comunidade. Vocês são espetaculares.🤟 🏳️‍⚧️

what do you think s9 eddie would tell s2 eddie if they met

@616TORCHED //hed go "hey, this Buck guy? He might seem like a lot at first but believe me he actually becomes a big soft dumbass. Just give him time, hes not that bad" and make s2 Eddie question their future relationship status istg

@slowpokeyuri //lmao 😭😭 thank you a lot tho love you

@UrFNSpidey WELL. WELL. OMG.

//Hello guys You've probably noticed I've been pretty absent lately ☹️ I want yall to know im gonna absolutely be back and continue this account I have a lot of fun with it but I'm also nearing my final exams and it will decide about my future so I need to focus on studying Ily<3

Happy trans visibility day to all my sisters, brothers and queer siblings :))

@human_firefly Trans rights are human rights!!

Happy Trans Day of visibility to all my fans, and some of my favourite people ever!! 😁 🏳️‍⚧️