urban goose

Goodbye twitter

@_LimeAID @limebike Dont you worry. Youre getting a very strongly worded email from me.

@UrbanGoose @limebike In order to best assist you, we’ll need the help of our support team. Can you please email support@li.me so we can look into this for you?

@limebike your app is shit. Absolutely fine to take my £3.99 for a pass but 10 mins later the app is “experiencing an issue”. Please expect a strongly worded email requesting a refund. I have also not forgotten about the time you fined me £5 for parking.

Met Roy Keane on holiday back in 2024. Unsurprisingly he was not down to earth, no funny, and was, in fact, a massive Cunt.

CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and caribbean islands. They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex gf who was a spy. This is my last tweet. They will torture me to death.

@Cal_S11 Completely agree

We could well use a player like this... x.com/afcstuff/statu…

Its a rite of passage that if a white girl goes to Brazil she has to buy that matching Brazil bikini and t shirt and parade it around like shes a real Samba Sally. I wanna meet the Brazillian girls coming to England wearing the St George’s flag and painting it on their chest

Thinking of Michael Owen today, hope he’s enjoying himself

Today is a day for Turkey and Sam Fender

Hi worldd

The hardest thing about being a short king is dealing with my attraction to tall queens. A 6ft 2 goddess will never go for someone like me.

@markgoldbridge You were claiming the players were sabotaging earlier. Pathetic fan.

I can't speak

@Cal_S11 We will be there no matter what.

Biggest ever 😂

@AHamilton2nd @Surjb @And_Eat_Bacon @CrimeLdn How is Sadiq Khan responsible for “lack of funding” when the responsibility for funding the met comes through the Home Office - which has been under the control of a tory government for all Sadiq Khan’s mayoral terms?

@Surjb @And_Eat_Bacon @CrimeLdn Destroyed the police force with lack of funding and poor policy’s, all why making an absolute fortune off of hard working people in taxes for something as simple as getting to work

Happened yesterday at chancery lane M&S

Merry christmas to all my baby moms

To me, Christmas is about eating food, drinking alcohol, smoking weed, and of course, being with family.

Gonna tell the OF model in my gym that I’m a big fan of her work.

The concept of Big O going M for M is tight, fam

Do the kids still be dabbing?