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@KeruboSk The first night after the burial and after everyone leaves.

What’s the grief milestone nobody prepares you for? Not the funeral. Not the first year. The weird specific one nobody talks about.

@Thebestfigen How much money do you guys have to be doing random experiments like this.

A man pushed his Tesla car off a cliff to see if it would explode like in the movies.

@ZeeNxumaloZA So there is Zee Nxumalo and Ze Nxumalo. I almost thought it was you getting married

“House keeping” ngo 9 ekseni ????😭

@ona_nky The Rock.

Gun to your head, name a restaurant that has better ribs than Spurs.

@KabeloMusic How does this work for flights that specify luggage dimensions.

Another tip for the gents, no matter how much luggage you travel with, don’t buy a wheeled suitcase, get a duffel bag and a back pack, if there’s more luggage get two duffel bags. Carry your luggage instead of pushing it, stand in that long queue at the airport with all bags on you, this is great for your full body strength. Always maximise on getting stronger, ALWAYS!!!

@Toribabieegirl Shower twice, rinse once then spin.

People who shower for more than 40+ minutes,what do you really do there??

@kletlape My gym concentration span is short too, after an hour my body just don't allow me.

My average gym time is 45min...why are people spending 3 hours there???

@LadyCharrr1 Sometimes the objective is to get full, and not really to eat.

Guys you eat noodles with bread ????

@neo_sukude It sounded like he was going come out of nowhere and shoot you init.

Odd confession but I used to be *so* scared of that Mdlwembe song by Zola 7 as a kid idk why? 😭

@MboMahocs @BMW Buy an M2 like other kids.

Saw this 'gent' izolo & I haven't stopped thinking about him, definitely crushing... A Beast!😩😍 Ngyamfuna or ngyayifuna?😭 I waaant! 🚘🔥

@Yvonne_Maphosa Sicela usiphathele imfe.

An indigenous sapien in its natural habitat 🤓 (Me against the sun every day 🥵)

@LunnieDlamini I would even borrow money to tip a petrol attendant. They always go an extra mile.

Guys are we supposed to tip the petrol attendants for filling up a tire? I always feel so awkward.

@ReleGlo @khakhuMet Pretoria East to be precise.

You should make it your personal goal to move to Pretoria.

@pmcafrica LG.

Samsung or LG washing when it comes to washing machines 🤷‍♂️

@soy_muse But search engines were free too.

Not enough people question why AI is free

@Nccbella Sony Erricsson.

A phone brand that you used to know, but this generation has no idea it ever existed

@Toribabieegirl Its because you never finish building a building. Soon there will be refurbishments.

Why is a building called a building when it's already built???

BMW fans are next-level when it comes to chassis codes. No other brand has enthusiasts casually dropping E46, F80, or G80 like it's common knowledge. It's basically the secret handshake of the community.

@WilJay_1 In the cupholder.

Where do you people keep your car key when driving a push start car?

@BalogunSonia4 They were brethren who fellowshipped together. They had a symbotic relationship.

Do you think the Twelve Apostles were friends, or was it more of a coworker situation?