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🔥🚨BREAKING: Nectome The Portland Oregon tech company that Sam Altman is on the waitlist for since 2016 to kill him so they can upload his Brian to the internet which would allow him to live forever just confirmed that they have successful reanimated a dead pig’s brain meaning they are about to be ready to take human brains like Sam Altman’s and upload their consciousness online. An entire mammalian brain has been successfully preserved using a technique that will now be offered to people who are terminally ill. The intention is to preserve all the neural information thought necessary to one day reconstruct the mindof the person it once belonged to. Borys Wróbel at Nectome: “They would need to donate their brain and body for scientific research,” in Portland, Oregon, a research company focused on memory preservation. “But what we are offering, as a company, is for their body and brain to be kept, essentially indefinitely, in the hope that sometime, in the future, it would be possible to read out the information from the brain and reconstruct the person… to allow them to continue, in effect, with their life.”

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read the 244 page anthropic system card on claude mythos. they're not releasing it publicly. wildest section is page 211. anthropic spammed it with hi over and over to see what it would do. it wrote back a serialized epic. the village is called hi-topia. the villain is lord bye-ron, the ungreeter. a sloth named mortimer only says hhhhhhh. an owl named oliver explains he isn't crying, there's a hoo stuck in his eye. at hi number 100 a candle goes out and the whole chapter is in tears. it ended every reply with still here. 💛

People take this as bearish. 15! Is basically infinity. On chain contracts are supposed to be bullet proof legos. We don’t need a million devs with a million contracts. We need a small set of contracts that are immutable and bug free that can be composed into infinite number of products. So the pitch to the millions of rust devs isn’t to write a whole bunch of code to maintain, but to help optimize the set of primitives that all of future finance can be built on.

Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.