Mark Stone save our season

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@MoneyPuckdotcom In what world do my knights or Sens have a chance at the cup lol

Playoff chances after tonight’s Eastern games. Sens up to 79%. Habs at 90%. moneypuck.com/predictions.htm

@DeanJ_13 @MJJBayBay None. He’s just been absent.

@MJJBayBay What’s Hertl’s excuse?

Eichel and Stone are injured. They just haven’t been the same since the Olympics

@GoldenKnights Healthy scratch the stars

final from Winnipeg

@SkylerWillden @GoldenKnights Marner has been like the only person that’s tried the last month I feel like.

@GoldenKnights When are Eichel, Stone, Hertl, Theodore, Marner, Barbashev, Hill, back with the team?

@GoldenKnights Disgusting

@SinBinVegas 😭😭😭

@VGK4ev Literally can't because of the salary cap.

"Tonight wasn't a night about the goaltender, it was about our lack of execution offensively." -Cassidy

You got problems when Colton Sissons is your only damn scorer.

@VGK71610 @SinBinVegas I agree. This games been identical.

@SinBinVegas It's a repeat of the Nashville game

The frustrating thing is that VGK have all sorts of possession and yet the most dangerous chances have still been at the other end.

@tvheidihatch But nothing done about all the alfalfa? Hahaha

SLC Mayor Mendenhall using this years dry winter to shut down water usage for DHS ICE detention in Salt Lake City. Her statement ahead of tonight's council meeting, "Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall issued the following statement ahead of tonight’s Salt Lake City Council meeting. “Yesterday I transmitted a proposal to the Salt Lake City Council to update Title 17 and Title 21A of the Salt Lake City Code, which pertain to daily water allowances for nonresidential uses. New large water users are particularly problematic due to Salt Lake City’s worsening drought conditions and water conservation needs, which we are already taking action to address. Just last week, I directed Salt Lake City and our entire service area to move to Stage 2 of our Water Shortage Contingency Plan. As Mayor, a primary responsibility I have is to ensure residents have access to clean water, reliable utilities, and safe infrastructure. Put simply, a potential high-occupancy facility interferes with those needs. While we lack direct information from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, a 7,500-person detention facility on our City’s west side would likely use 1-2 million gallons of water per day. By comparison, the warehouse recently purchased previously used about 5,600 gallons daily. Should they be approved, these water usage updates would enact tighter restrictions on all government entities, ensuring that the amount of water new commercial and industrial developments can use is in line with our City’s capacity.”

@SinBinVegas We should just have an empty net. It would be a better defense and we’d get an extra skater.

Now a whiff in the neutral zone by McNabb pops a 3-on-1 and the sliding defenseman is rendered useless. Horrific open to the 3rd here as they've allowed 2 and stopped a breakaway.

@VegasUncomped @SinBinVegas An empty net would be a better defense. At least we would have an extra skater

@SinBinVegas 3-0

Terrible turnover on a pretty standard breakout. Jets hit another cross-ice pass and it's 2-0 just like that.

@JonathanAr36502 @endlesssky1125 @DallasStars @PNCBank Always based knights fans

@endlesssky1125 @DallasStars @PNCBank more like looking at the score than anything

Y'all means all 💚

@endlesssky1125 @DallasStars @PNCBank Horrific

@VGK4ev @DallasStars @PNCBank Thank u ;)

@TTableaus @HKbrewer01 @SinBinVegas We never knew how good we had it getting those points😭😭😂

@HKbrewer01 @SinBinVegas It’s our new thing. It used to be losing in OT, now it’s this.

Kyle Connor remains a top-line member of the All VGK Killer team. Hell of a pass by Morrissey after he dusted Kolesar down the wall. 1-0 WPG

@master05x @SinBinVegas That was more on hanifin

@ISkyy_LG @endlesssky1125 @DallasStars @PNCBank Fr

@endlesssky1125 @DallasStars @PNCBank so glad God gave me a brain to not be like this

@endlesssky1125 @DallasStars @PNCBank Holy crap you look like a demon. Guess it’s fitting you’re watching the devils.

@DallasStars @PNCBank YAYYYYY

@SinBinVegas Man Rasmus how do you miss that 😭😭

VGK's sticks have been excellent top open this game. Much stronger than Winnipeg's so far and it's winning them tons of loose pucks.