Val₊˚⊹ 𐦍༘⋆₊

Page introduction ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ Hii!! I'm Val🤍 Formerly Edclowncult1/fa1rykc4lz, been on edtwt since 2020. Still not skinny though💀 More about me/DNI/anonymous tells on my Strawpage: valerexia.straw.page

Big pink chicken🙃

@flimsilily Wouldn’t* count sorry

@Valerexia_ aww dang it i guess i can't cheat the system ᴖ̈

Pink for sure, oil is liquid so literally everything would be lower calorie

@flimsilily You can !! Any egg with a runny yolk would count because the yolk is liquid

Ok me and her are official We went to a bar together with our friends and would not take hands off each other lol😭 And we kissed when our friends leftt and like cuddled on the bar couch🥹 Ugh I’m so happy I hate that my mom is homophobic because we have to keep it on the dl

@flimsilily Hmm good question..I’d say if you eat it raw it’s 0 cal but scrambled eggs would have the original calories minus the oil you cook it in..because the fat itself in the yolk is solid Or if you make a sunny side up then only the egg white counts maybe?

@Valerexia_ this is so genius bruh but how about eggs tho like theyre liquidy when raw but obvs solid once cooked like would it count as zero cals too or what coz just imagine zero cal fluffy scrambled eggs ughfhrkehfkr

@pro_anacoach_1 5’2.5-5’3

@Valerexia_ What's your height

Tw bodycheck BMI guesses? Be honest pls

@pro_anacoach_1 Thanks for the honesty! I’m at 22.5-23 I’m just short with a long torso lol

@Valerexia_ 25

@john01342251105 I feel like their calories would update based off the average fat content of the dish though

@Valerexia_ true but restaurants normally don't have fat percentages on menu's like they might calories but i suppose you could google it

@john01342251105 Tbh total calories minus the grams of fat in the food * 9 Not too hard imo

@Valerexia_ that would lowkey be a nightmare to accurately calculate unless it was zero cals for like the whole world so they could update nutrition info

@DeviOfficialYT I’m not lmao I mean fried foods or foods that naturally contain oil/fat would be super low calorie.

@Valerexia_ why tf are you drinking oil

@myshvx @rowanor3xic There’s no places with calories on the menu where I’m from so I have to overestimate🥹 I always estimate 800-1,000 for a large boba

@Valerexia_ @rowanor3xic dude a full sugar ful fat boba is like 500 calories imo its not thaaaaaaat bad because it fills u up i could like fit it in 3-4x a week lol

@SeakJX I’m built different I don’t need IVs

@Valerexia_ What about when u go to the hospital and need ivs

@myshvx @rowanor3xic Ikk but the full fat ones are so much better imo which is why I’d rather just spend my calories on that once a month than have 100cal boba drinks that aren’t as good Because over the month it adds up to the same amount of calories😭

@Valerexia_ @rowanor3xic girl u can make milk tea or like the boba base for such less calories using almond milk and sf syrups and it still tastes delicious!! its the boba prt that prevents me from drinking it alot lol

@somesalvation Yesss this is my prime Don’t jinx it oomfie and dw I’ll remember you when I’m famous xx

@Valerexia_ Hit tweet

@wasted_stardust Yesyes I like your brain magic man

@Valerexia_ wait so if i melt butter then use it will it then be 0 cal bc i melted it…

@myshvx @rowanor3xic Way less though like it’s significantly reduced to the point I could allow myself boba kind of regularly

@Valerexia_ @rowanor3xic ok but the boba part would have calories cuz its solid

@xmay12th Thank uu and literally

@Valerexia_ Waitt I never thought of this your overly smart go to Yale

@rowanor3xic And my favorite boba🤍🤍🤍🤍 I have it once a month as a cheat lol

@Valerexia_ i’d love it cause then i can drink my 400c latte every day which makes me shit

@vivichka0 Girl fat WHERE

bitch how are you both fat and skinny