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MrMagister
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@nova_gage51239 I had no idea who you are.
I saw a picture of a fat fuck, with long hair, but somehow still balding riding a 3 wheel bicycle. Which had an office chair back-part. And a tow attached to said bike.
Turns out that person is also a chome.
Many keks from Eastern Europe.

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@SaltyGoat17 What the fuck is “bigly”. Did you mean to say “big time”?
You Americans can’t even speak English.
Regardless of your political beliefs.
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@MarcoLolCow45 @iSwampDweller @Bludspeth @kiwi_tapes @SmokeyMcC @LuhRealMayor @Mcgrubbba @Major_Chilla22 @TheBuzinFaker @NovineLeaks Is that an office chair back-holder on the chair of a three wheeled bike? Nova. What the fuck man? How pathetic can you be?
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@Seraphine_Coeur @Universal4karts Okay, that had me laughing. And it makes the picture so much better. Thank you very much for the info!
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@VaperGrey @Universal4karts Then to make matters worse, Trisha Paytas ((I think that's her name?)) had her child either the same day or the next day, so people were saying that it's the reincarnation of Elizabeth
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@Smitty_xyz Holy not being over her. But I must respect the absolute insanity and planning that went into this. You absolute madman. Cheers to this level of petty. Especially if by the time she falls in love with you, you’ve already moved on, and have someone else.
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Ok listen to me VERY carefully
1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"
2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out
3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life
4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you
5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you
6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to
7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.
8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents
9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.
10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work
11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.
12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.
13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"
14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.
15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back
FIN
cryptoleon@cryptoleon
broke up with my girlfriend yesterday any advice?
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