Allen “da viper” Schaefer

@officalanvil Left that bitch weeks ago. Been banging hoes on my free time now. #lifesgood

@ViperSchaefer I fucked your gf

My college gym is literally just girls showing their ass idk if it pisses me off or makes me hard #openingday

@hammerdownHamm 🎂🫡

@officalanvil 🧈🍑

Ex wife posted a pic of her hugging the bouncer #whatdatmean

@officalanvil That’s a sharpie. so they say…

She could’ve at least picked a Touse Frat #Thetachi

@hammerdownHamm Happens

Just got raped by the local gas station #ouch

6 years ago today was the start of it all🦠

@officalanvil Fucking love snow

Grow up squid #shrink

@officalanvil ❄️🏂

@mccain_fc What u shooting?

Beautiful weather for some golf! #rawdog

Weather is immaculate today☀️

@GRiskitall @AdamSchefter He’s staying🦅

Holy shit the NFL news is flowing left and right, right now. Hoping I don’t see any fucking AJ Brown trade pop up on my timeline @AdamSchefter bring me some joy please

Hit the bong for me🍃 Thinking about you twin🫂 Now and always🤌 Sincerely, viper🐍 @officalanvil

@mccain_fc Oh how I missed you.

#NewProfilePic Johan is in dire need of our support and with Jared now gone from Philly and prospering I felt like this was the right decision. Still will be supporting JM3 from afar.

@hammerdownHamm Not cool.

Just tryna watch acc basketball, and we got women’s history month ad pop up every 5 mins #shrink

@officalanvil When we thrive best🤝

Jerked it before class, got a 65% on my exam, my ex is still a slut, spending spring break in New Jersey #israel

@officalanvil So hard to ask a friend for McDonalds and mukbangs. #coldworld

@ViperSchaefer You asking me for a ride you squid be a man and drive yourself

Walking back to my apartment after taking down 18 beers on a Monday and even my camera is drunk. Holy shit I can’t see straight @hammerdownHamm dude you might need to scoop

@officalanvil Shut up bro I know you take down multiple McChickens with ranch and don’t forget the large fries. I just need a Big Mac w/o the pickles.

@ViperSchaefer Brother I am in the great state of Maine (white only state) also I wouldn’t eat that slop after the own ceo couldn’t even take a bite stay woke

@officalanvil I’m slammed

@officalanvil you got the wheel? Trynna driven to get some Dons🍔