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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇
@WadeWilsonDP
❝𝙄 𝘾𝘼𝙉’𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙄 @#$% 𝙄𝙏 𝙐𝙋!❞
Blind Al’s Apartment เข้าร่วม Ocak 2022
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
Y’know, I’m something of an insane and awful myself
ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 .@goblinnomore
He's not going to like you he's insane and only likes me. And he only likes me when I'm awful.
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You mean I’ll be the father who stepped up :)
ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 .@goblinnomore
Not exactly. You'd be my son's stepfather though.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
And that's the way it goes.
Boy slips up. Somebody 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨.
Boy wonders if he'll ever find his 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁 again.
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮.
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Hello my soon to be husband-in-law! (That’s how it works right?)
ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 .@goblinnomore
Hello again.
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Yeah… I am a tool.
I’ve been called a tool my whole life!
My own mother used to call me that.
And you know what?
I’m not ashamed of it.
I’m a tool and I’m proud of it!
I’M A TOOL AND I’M PROUD!
ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 .@goblinnomore
You should look for someone you like beyond being a tool. We felt that way about eachother when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
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Will do!
I always keep it on except for when I’m eating or when I’m with my roommate slash prisoner Blind Al.
She’s blind so she can’t see me anyway… I guess that kinda makes me like John Cena if you think about it.
Emily@emilyosborns
Keep the mask on.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
When I’m a billionaire I’m getting this painting on canvas and hanging it above the fireplace in my manor
Images That Make You Feel Pain@ManMilk2
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
I need money…
Anyone looking to hire a merc?
What about YOU?!🫵
Surely there’s something you need doing that you can spare some cash for!
I’ll do anything! I’ll kill your boss, break up with your partner for you, pretend to be you and call your grandma so you don’t have to…
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I think they should pass a law making it mandatory for all phones to have this installed
The World R🅰️nking@worldranking_
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Oh absolutely I can!
Take some jobs here, rob and/or kill some people there, it’ll be easier than taking the football from Charlie Brown!
Emily@emilyosborns
Can you get it?
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
Why are you posting photos from my birthday?!?!
No Context Tobey Maguire@OocTobeyM
"You’re too old for birthday parties" Me:
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 รีทวีตแล้ว
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐰𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰!
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