Oxymoron

IN EVERYTHING YOU DO, AVOID USING COLOS AT ALL COST. COLOS IS NOT WEED, ITS VERY HARMFUL. IF YOURE ALREADY USING, STOP TODAY. YES YOU CAN DO IT. JUST QUIT, TRUST ME ITS THAT SIMPLE. JUST QUIT, TODAY!!!!!!!

@Moreni_ke_ji Fuckattoir

At the end of the day, we are sexual beings. And we must fuck!!!!

@_mufidhat Ja that winch I Dey find gan gan. Sha ride me Wetin no good, then proceed to snatch my soul like the grim reaper.

men will just see you and want to knack you. ok what if i am a witch?? 😭😭

@gib_smoke Listen to rule number two. Stoopid classism they do on here, especially the Scottish discourse on here. It’s appalling

according to twitter ng analogy, these two no guide cos dem no dey smoke woods 😂

@arojinle1 @CRawkeen Kuluso works. We literally saw one of Taheebats boobs become “enormously” bigger than the other one overnight. She put it in only one boob, she’s the one that made me familiar with “Kuluso” I’m taking Circa 2002-2006.

@CRawkeen Generally accepted myth náàni

The number of breasts and penises that these insects have tasted in this life ehn...

@Anuoluwaplentee So all this John Wick wey you watch na for nothing? ré somebody ni ifase, bro.

This tweet played out tonite. I took my bike to get something down the street. Few minutes later I got there, I alighted and parked the bike. Approaching the shop I wanted to buy something I noticed a car parked along the road but I didn’t pay attention I just passed beside it.

@graceis_cute She say, what are we? I say, Omokomo.

I need a nonchalant response to "what are we?"

@ManifestLifpath 111

@noah_okafor @nonnytee91 @LUFC What a Fccking flex.

Look mommy i scored twice at Old Trafford🤹🏽‍♀️ @LUFC

@Tufab If you fuck with winning, put your lighters to the sky. How could I sleep, when I got millions on my mind?

Who’s awake and what’s on your mind ?

@Debby7775 This kind one, you go use 1 pack of Durex per round. You go need wear the three at once.

Hii❤️ Konji wan wound me abeg who’s gonna help me quench it 😔🙈

@realwolog … I have none, but agbor when I Dey, I must put you. Wey you there, I wan fall person for you.

silver or gold ??

@IamDONAVE @Nkem_lu Maresca is a sh!t manager. Deal with it.

Enzo Maresca VS Liam Rosenior (EPL record Chelsea 25/26) Enzo Maresca epl 25/26: 19 games: 8 wins, 5 losses, 6 draws Points %: 53% Lose to: Leed, ManU, Brighton, Aston Villa, Sunderland Liam Rosenior epl 25/26 11 games: 5 wins; 4 losses; 2 draws Points: 52% L: Man City, Newcastle, Everton, Arsenal

@boniface_jrn @ex_el24 i gotta take it to the top, that's what i was created for ki lon de te n' se kaba kaba, what are you hating for started from the bottom, agbe doke, iyen ko to ba tun lo blow lasan, omo o kin se yan mo they start to hate you, awon kan fe so e di shoulder, won fe dislocate you.

shout out to the consulate they don't even know your genesis wa kan sa ma hate sho ri level ti mo de yi, oluwa lo se bin wo leda jacket ni sin, won le pe ni aposhe but won le yo ile aiye lemi mi, won mo story mi mi o le fori bale fun orisha, ade wa lori mi i'm never gonna look down, i carry my chin up

I need your help guys😔😭 Please like and retweet if you come across this post 😔

@1meajay @22nolimits To ba gbe sumo mi, Eni naa ma gbe sumo e pada. Ki aye ma lo bi mi. Mo ma di Mario si be. Mo ma 🎶 taranta taranran 🎶

i will fuck you if given the chance btw. none of that "you're like a sister to me" bs around here.

@girllikeelise They give the best head.

What do you know about girls that wear glasses?

@Eniolamide23 @BigDowat Drop her @ or TikTok page. Him go follow you back. I would personally see to it, that he follows you back.

@BigDowat Mentorrrr 🥹 No be me be that o. She's a kid sister Baba follow me back since all these while I don dey tag you 😭

Monday Morning with Jamb Tutorial session with Kamila and some head boys 😂. Auralistical 😌❤️

@Eniolamide23 Ibadan people no real seh, jamb lesson inside Tarzan forest. Oya nau

@OneLuckyGirl_28 111

NOT AN ACCIDENT: If you're seeing this on APRIL 12th AND APRIL 13th, an extremely lucky portal is open. The stars are aligning to bring u second chances, massive wealth, and sudden blessings. Drop "111" to claim it.