Wayne Newark

I did warn everybody "Brexit will get worse before it gets worse" behind your still descending Gammon Curtain.. & That I'd avoid visiting any country in Schengen zone (now inc Gib too) until back end of this year & That people should "invest in Pontins" 🤪 thesun.co.uk/travel/3881094…

'Man of God' Pete Hegseth tries to quote the bible - ends up quoting a fake verse from Pulp Fiction. "He would have got away with it if it hadn’t been for all those people who, unfortunately, had seen Pulp Fiction." @maitlis | @jonsopel

@FurkanGozukara @BenDeetoy Are Dell computers still made in the Far East?

Donald Trump openly turns the US Presidency into a cheap infomercial. After billionaire Michael Dell funnels over 6 billion dollars into his political project, Trump literally orders the public to buy his computers on live TV. The White House is entirely for sale.

What does it mean when 84% of almost 30,000 Daily Mail readers think we should rejoin the EU? #poll-share-1225421" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Images of food being served to sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli, published by USA Today. Supplies "are going to get really low" and "morale is going to be at an all-time low," one sailor messaged his mother: usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

@atrupar How to lose friends and influence.

Trump: "We're raising tariffs very soon"

@KemiBadenoch So were you concerned about Boris Johnson 🤔 BBC News - Boris Johnson was warned of Lebedev security concerns, says Cummings - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@KemiBadenoch Badenoch did not resign from Johnson’s government during the height of the Partygate scandal in late 2021 and early 2022. She has since described the scandal as "overblown".

@KemiBadenoch Lebedev - appointed against security services advice.

Let me guess: Farage "paid for the flights"? 🤨🤔 George Cottrell joined Farage, yet again. "Unofficial aide". 4 months ago, in Abu Dhabi/Formula 1. Nick Candy was there too... so many pics of Candy, Cottrell and Farage... 🧐

"Leader's (Farage) ability to walk into any venue and talk to the public". Party propaganda by Telegraph/Spectator/IEA employee Annabel Denham (⬇️). Farage has to thread public apperances very carefully, all tightly choreographed with 3+ bodyguards and an army of staffers/cameras

The Daily Mail was so embarrassed by the 84% vote for rejoin they reset the horizontal axis to make 84% look like 50%. Pathetic.

@EdKrassen How soon until Trump starts selling war bonds.

BREAKING: Pentagon has reportedly approached GM, Ford and other large auto manufacturers to discuss shifting from auto development to weapons and military production. This is Trump’s America. Where the Military Industrial complex flourishes.

Gerald, Doris, and Keith have never met. They have never needed to. There was no planning meeting. No manifesto. No shared strategy document circulated between a south Herefordshire field, a Lake District fell, and a barn roof in Devon. Three animals in three separate counties, doing three variations of the same job, arriving at the same conclusion via three different evolutionary routes: The land needs doing. The land is here. You are here. Do it. Gerald does it at 600 kilograms with a rumen the size of a bathtub and the unhurried pace of an animal that has never once questioned whether the south corner was worth improving. The south corner is worth improving. The south corner is always worth improving. This requires no confirmation. Doris does it on a fell in January in the dark at 5am with no audience and no record and no acknowledgement until the skylarks come in April and find everything they need and do not know why. Keith does it through every fence on the farm, via the churchyard, via Steve's garden, via the barn roof, via the east ditch and the knotweed and the forty-two confirmed escapes that produced a net outcome column that has been positive on every row since entry seventeen. And now Eduardo is in the Brecon Beacons producing finer fibre than cashmere on Welsh rainfall, and Freya is in Denbighshire restoring in four years what six thousand years of absence had quietly undone. The Ruminati are not an argument. The Ruminati are not a brand. The Ruminati are what happens when you let the animals get on with the job and then have the intellectual honesty to look at what has improved. Everything has improved. It has always been improving. Nobody thought to look in the fields. The fields were fine. The fields are fine. Go and look.

@RpsAgainstTrump Who are these presidents that wanted a ballroom?

Trump: A Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, a man who has gone out of his way to undermine National Security, and to make sure that this Great Gift to America gets delayed, or doesn’t get built, is attempting to prevent future Presidents and World Leaders from having a safe and secure large scale Meeting Place, or Ballroom, one with Bomb Shelters…

Let me get this straight. Musk was paid $5 billion through the DOGE endeavor and the only thing DOGE did was dismantle the entities that were investigating him for fraud. Wow

Anyone saying "Brexit betrayal" is pretty much saying UK politics is not allowed to move beyond 2016. And there's a reason for it - ten years on the Brexit leaders have learnt precisely nothing about how it could be implemented.

@Eyeswideopen69 @isobeloakeshitt There are great construction opportunities in Gaza.

You forgot to mention that Bamford was the frontline Brexiter who housed Boris and Carrie Johnson when they were forced out of Downing Street, hosted their marriage, and donated millions to the Tory Party. The sooner he fucks off the better. Dubai is sunny this time of year.