wayne Tavit

Good morning @KiaUK . I took this picture at 11.21 am. Is it too much to ask for a clock that knows what time it is in 2026?

@Sennheiser Any news on the moment 5?

He swore he wouldn't air guitar. Then he heard the details. With MOMENTUM 4 Wireless, every detail moves you. #Sennheiser #HearTheTruth #FeelTheWonder #MOMENTUM4

I think we can safely assume that John Davidson won't be getting an invite to the #mobos

Here's Trump, talking to the Iranians.

No sound on #itv for the cup final. It's the best way to listen to Ian Wright anyway.

@itvnews The Welsh don't like anything that goes over 20mph.

Wales becomes first nation in the UK to ban greyhound racing itv.com/news/wales/202…

@ABridgen I'd keep kicking the can down the road. More and more stuff is coming out as time goes on. Bide your time and bury the bastard.

An update on where we are with the Bridgen v Hancock case. Hancock and his legal team don’t appear very keen to appear in court for their appeal. I wonder why ?

@LibDems If your canvassers are so monumentally stupid, that they can't read a clearly worded sign on my letter box, stating no cold callers, and no junk mail, I'm unlikely in the extreme to vote for you.

@lembitopik When the dinghy men in France hear about the 40 grand.

Labour doesn’t seem to realise that offering failed asylum seekers £40,000 to leave creates a £40,000 incentive to come to Britain to be a failed asylum seeker

Our kids went to school as that well known Roald Dahl character, The big lazy parents. #WorldBookDay2026

If the Iranians would be so kind, and not flatten Cyprus until next week, as #HMSdragon won't be ready to join the battle until the gender neutral toilets are finished, and the rainbow flags are painted on the hull.

When you ask @SheffCouncil why the #potholes keep reappearing.

Climate cult politicians when you drive your car v when they drive warplanes. #Iran #climatescam

Hi #Green cultists, don't worry about the environmental impact of the #IranWar. The carbon footprint of every missile, is offset by the amount of kids they wipe out of existence.

#BGT2026 That bloke hanging stuff off his nipples was impressive, but Amanda Holden can hang a wet donkey jacket off hers.

I think John Davidson's invite got lost in the post? #Brits2026