I'm no longer human(still unhinged)

@Juxtmarvel ahh tfff😭😭

The funniest part was we didn’t notice on time; we had to scatter the bed looking for it until I went to pee 😭😂

@ra1eee this thing annoys me😭, why tf are you holding my results? just lemme see it and use it as motivation.

my school does this weird thing where you don’t see any of your results till end of session. almost like they want you on your toes and well, the uncertainty will keep you going.

@mifeeeeeeee abegistan😭😭

@Web3_LLM Make your life no Tinubu ooooo

If you whine me , your life go Tinubu

@Web3_LLM Take am play first 😭

@Web3_LLM Sorry ehn😂😭

I love music but I can only be a consumer

@mifeeeeeeee yamii

I’m purely virginnnnnn !! 🙂‍↔️

@h1m_xivii moots bro?

I need to make money so I can gift myself this year

@eyiayo30322 😭😭arsenal is a word, why do you people hate this club so much? see as dem don shenk me this morning again. proceeds to drink chilled hypo. all my efforts to make friends just dey fail.😔

@Web3_LLM Arsenal? Eww

@datgirlfavvy just try swallowing stone, so you won't have to spend the money.

Any breakfast idea with this?

@Cinnam0niee that tiny book you make out of paper sheets is so mee.

I am semi there because i have legit just been carrying a small purse to class. Although, I still go with a pen and this tiny book i made out of paper sheets (i stapled them together)

@merkelisart frrr, it's like I could see through it now

As I grew older, unrealistic scenarios in movies started pissing me off. Like, we both know that shit isn’t happening in real life.

@merkelisart it's so crazy.💔

Have you guys seen the video of university students beating a guy to death until he had multiple seizures because he was acting feminine at Madonna University, Nigeria?!?!?!?

@BlessingOgy5 I'm the exact opposite, I always have something to say, something is always going on with me. I do things for the plot. so, I always have gist.🥲

I'm really the boring friend I never have any gist Nothing is going on with me I'm just existing

@mimi43849 @Blessedonx1 😭😂😂

@Blessedonx1 Chaiii. Ya suffering ooo Take care of my passport and documents let me come and cook better banga soup and starch for you 😂😂

Day 1 of posting what I eat every morning as a Nigerian boy living in Germany 🇩🇪

@Web3_LLM like mad jorr!! you soon ski

800k followers!🎉 firstly, I want to thank my grandparents for giving birth to my parents, and my parents for giving birth to me and my mutual's parents for their support. also thanks to @yxyiagain and @1meajay, for the follow back.🖤 we're going up from here!!

@une_fleurr fr.😔

might be the biggest fumbler of my generation

@eyiayo30322 I have many weapons in my arsenal. I'm half nerdy, half social.

@Web3_LLM What "things"

@achalugo123 @_Defijohn mehn.

@Web3_LLM @_Defijohn Allow😭

My boyfriend is very active on this app and we both act like we don’t know each other. We also don’t engage each other😂😂 Nothing on this app connects us together😂