Rose WeMateam ekuD1

Boooom Goees The Cannon 😂😂😂😂😂😂 From now on, call me the Salt of the earth!!

@tonnie_montana This app is full of crazy people

Whats your worst experience yeku mahumbwe? Ini ndaiti ndikati ndakudawo kuita baba vasikana vaibva varamba chigame or wainzwa vamwe vakuti ndoda hangu kuita dombo👐🏾

@bla_bidza The Borehole commissioning Professor

If I had it my way, I would make him the next President of Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe deserves someone who has lived abroad, particularly further away from Africa. Lack of exposure is problematic in Zimbabwe. But then, one can qualify that with Chakwera in Malawi.

@tafimhaka Vakadzi vaGeneral vatatu vekupedzisira ava vanopisa havo, they are headliners. Jocelyn, Marry and Minnie.

Jocelyn Chiwenga had also viciously beaten up my tiny friend Gugu Moyo, lawyer for the banned Daily News, when Gugu was trying to procure the release from custody of a photographer arrested for taking pictures of Harare residents protesting against the government. The event was recorded by the former editor of the Daily News, Geoffrey Nyarota, in his book Against the Grain. He wrote that when the police said they did not have the photographer, Philimon Bulawayo, Moyo said, ‘But I saw him in the cells”. Then, Gugu continued, ‘An army Range Rover pulled up. A woman came in, talking on a cellphone. My own cellphone rang and I answered it. The woman shouted, “Who is that woman on the phone?” ‘I said I worked for Associated Newspapers of Zimbabwe, and she went wild. She shouted at me: “So what if you are a lawyer? Your paper wants to encourage anarchy in this country. You want to represent our enemies.” Then she twisted my arm and slapped me in the face. “I am Jocelyn Chiwenga, the wife of the army commander. Your paper says that there is no rule of law in Zimbabwe. Well, I will show you the rule of law!” She said she was powerful and would kill me. She said she would shoot me. She kept hitting me. Policemen folded their arms and watched.’ Through the Darkness: A Life in Zimbabwe—Judith Todd

@Brian___Jethro I honestly think she had an affair naBamkuru and it resulted in a baby. Her sister decided to take care of the baby or she was pressured by family to and allow your woman to start afresh pasina scandal without stigma etc. Uri kuvharwa.

Forgot to post this yesterday 🤦🏿‍♂️ This brother came to my Dm , he needs advice before making a wrong decision

@GoatedSpott Winky D has a wife and kids.

🔎 After months of connecting dots, I’m convinced Winky D and KVG are the real-life lover birds. Nobody knows Winky D’s girlfriend. Nobody knows KVG’s boyfriend Yet these two are inseparable, KVG mentions Winky D in every set, and Winky D always makes KVG his official MC on stage

@RexMidzi Kana vasati vave nehanga muchiri rigjt. Enjoy the opposite of gentrification.

Eish 🤦🏿‍♂️ My new neighbour is now hanging blankets and laundry on the Tennis Court Fence Hai man 😭 There goes the neighbourhood Nxa

@loiceMututuvar1 Phone isiri yako waibatirei. Now marriage hapasisina. Mamarriage mazhinji anosimbiswa nekusabatirana maphone. Join the club or ship out.

Vakadzi vanohura nevarume 🤏🏽… why do cheaters cheat ngl.link/loicemututuvar1

@BChonze53962 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Ko dairyboard yakakwidza maprices asi mombe dzavo dzinofura dhiziri

My deepest fear is pronouncing Huawei in public 😂😂😂

@tendai_bwanya @PenzuraWacho Musiye akadaro.

@PenzuraWacho @Well_ManneredR Penzura,pauchanzi wandi rapper ndipo pauchabata shuwa,ramba uchiita kunge bharanzi kudaro unopepuka wava ku remand prison

I have a friend aka Linker with this other girl in WhatsApp group and after two days of chatting vakatoronga Match! So the guy hosted the girl that night and they did what they did! In the morning mface akati rega ndiitire chimoko indrive chiende paden and indrive came mface ndokupa babe $5 yeIndrive zvikanzi nechimoko ko yangu and the guy take out another $5 from his pocket akazongonzi sha handiite $5 for night ndipe mari yangu kana usingade kuti tiite zve Noise😂😂and akaiburitsa $40 guys because akatoona kuti pashata and zvaigona kuzomakisa🙌🏽🙌🏽 vanokechesa please taurai kuti tiri vepaLine nxaaaa

@CadreShangrila Dont worry we will put yoir theory to next in 21 days. He wont sign the bill into law as the president so case closed

Let's get this straight. President Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa has never asked to extend his presidential term. On more than two occasions, he has repeated this position. I urge cyber critics not to attack him unnecessarily.

@PacheduZW Trick

Trick or treat! #notocab3 #Noto2030

@DillenMasawi Chihalf star chinyika chino

That star on the Zimbabwean flag is actually a rating .

@DillenMasawi 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@NhasiZviripayi @PenzuraWacho Wangu most women dont. A lot of women have never reached a climax vamwe vatova nevazukuru. I know its hard to fathom but its the truth. Wish i could cite examples but i can't

@Well_ManneredR @PenzuraWacho “Most women don't enjoy it the way men do” Munozviwanepiko izvi 😀 Women enjoy it just as much as men. Sometimes even more so

@SamaitaTemboZim @PenzuraWacho Fake decency is hoping you do the sane thing, you give her cash even for taxi etc. After all its you men that make fun of women who've been around the block. Why would you then want someone's valuable thing for free. If its mutually beneficial you men wouldn't label people hoes!!

@Well_ManneredR @PenzuraWacho Saka Theresa must tell me upfront ma charges ake, kuti ndino kechesa. Whats the point of pretending to be decent iye munhu ari thigh vendor? In SA some women have been assaulted or even killed for demanding money in the morning after. Just name your price finish and klaar

@SamaitaTemboZim @PenzuraWacho I would argue you know the price of bread. You just dont want to pay thats why you then assume the deed is mutually beneficial and you don't have to pay. How can you be that oblivious unless its an act. Does that sound right 2 you? Hakuna kudya mahara, even floor inokorobwa wani

@WaltJackman Lodge yakanaka chaizvo. Remember Joseph babavaJesu vakatotsvaga lodge mhsi wa 24 December gore riya vakaishaya Ishe vakazobarirwa havo muManger. As for night club kana uri muRoma hazvina kushata.

Let us be honest. Zvinoita here kuti munhu anonamata avhure business reNight Club kanaLodge?🤔🇿🇼

@anesu1410 Zvichimboitirwei

But paGeneration yedu kuHoney moon kuchanoitwei. Because hapana chinenge chiri new ka apa ?

@SamaitaTemboZim @PenzuraWacho Most women don't enjoy adulthood activities. That's why married men complain about kunyimwa!! So why do you think Theresa that probably doesn't enjoy doing it with you will suddenly like to do it with you. Inyaya yemacoins or companionship. Haungazomunyime zvese ka mupewo 1.

@Well_ManneredR @PenzuraWacho Lets be realistic here. You want the man to be upfront and ask "saka imarii"? Especially if the lady is acting like the attraction is mutual. Lol. And the same woman will complain kuti saka unofunga ndiri hure and yet she is. The woman should just name her price thats all