Kyle

@hecncfixme me and the gym also play chicken with each other

thinking about going to the gym today

@hecncfixme they coming any minute now

i wish i got sent bicep pics

California is the only state that u can call it Cali n no one bats an eye.

@calajms woof woof

@Whimsof_Fate yep

me and oomf (im the tall one)

@calajms when u do become a rich woman. send some money my way pls. Im struggling here in LA.

uh i hope i become a rich woman and dont need a man in my life

@calajms that’s another thing with Asian friend groups. when there’s one or a few Asian girls in the group. The guys for some reason take turns dating the girls. It’s a very weird dynamic.

@Whimsof_Fate she's kinda pick me i think. when i first started talking to my ex, she said we'd never end up dating and it would just stay a talking stage lol 💀

keinget perkara baju ini, gua abis beli baju terus kirim foto di gdm. terus respon temen gua "warnanya norak pls" 💀 gua ampe nangis ngadu ke mantan gua 😩

@calajms Asian friend group always be so toxic fr

gak lagi gua sirkelan puki gajelas, 3 kali punya sirkel selalu bubar mulu karena pasti ada anomali

im surprised this song didn’t play at all

@calajms mogs

same but indonesia 😩

@calajms ask them how much because it would make ur day if u get to purchase it

@calajms pls no i already deal with them in la

i might just raise 1500 mosquitoes and train them to bite oomfs

@calajms i too a fan of sport coats 🦭

calajms off twt

@w11n11e1 🦭 do what the seal emoji do and slay

I feel bad for anyone who followed me bc of that one Emily sketch i did bc 99.9% of my tweets are just absolute dogslop schizo tweets & I lowkey be scared to post my art now in case it flops 💔

@veinIuvr i have chess

do u have games on ur phone .

@veinIuvr u should bluff then fold c;

oh

@jelleousfish slay 🦭

oneof my cousins got married, the other’s pregnant again, and here i am floating in the vast ocean

@DaughterofC41N ✨✨✨Medical field is a mess ✨✨✨

having prior pharmacy experience + adding clinical/medical to it rlly opens ur eyes on how shit works in America only thing i refuse to forgive is insurance, they can all explode idc

@w11n11e1 im surprised Dubai chocolate haven’t reach there yet

korea loves trends so much it sometimes reaches brainrot tier like i wouldn’t be surprised if i saw ppl eating dubai chocolate pizzas

without context. This is hilarious