Why Dogs Are Better

Thanx yous bery muchly. We iz proud to serve 💫

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I am a grown ass woman, and I had a pouty shit fit meltdown because *everybody* forgot my birthday last year. This year most of my friends wrote me at 12:01 AM. Is it because I mean and I scared them? Probably. I don’t care. Whatever it takes.

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@AvaGrace9211 1153

For my peeps who know how to tell time instead of replying on digital clocks !

@youlooklikeamom Earwigs

If there weren’t black widows and tarantulas and mice and scorpions and snakes and stuff it would be so nice to sleep outside

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@work_distract_ @youlooklikeamom

@youlooklikeamom Tell people that this is a Dingo

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@Airaasayss 22

How many people are still in the room🤔🤔 Think you can solve this???

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@youlooklikeamom Readers are leaders

Lose: I lose everything. I always lose my glasses. Lost. Gone Loose: My skirt is loose because I lost weight. Big.

@youlooklikeamom Get a new mattress

Dude, why am I always tired? I could sleep 10 hours and I’d wake up and I’d be tired as if I slept 2.

@shouq_al90149 55

@femalebodybuil6 Plane

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@Sahar393815 2

99% will fail

@ADRWC A

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this man? Α. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% Ε. 0%

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@honeymoon250 10:48

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@honeymoon250 Ohio

I have 18 cars for anybody you can name a U.S. state that does NOT have the letter "E" in it.