Why Martin?

Bowie is ratchet as hell. #mhspride

Well, look who put the"ho" in hodown.. #MHS #mhsgirls

It's February and you look like you just popped out of a toaster..that "tan" isn't fooling anyone.

Freshman are coming in here, looking more like toddlers in tiaras than highschoolers. #MHS

It's like the fucking desert at Martin, bitches be so thirsty.. #MHS

Who the fuck do you think you are? Bitches think they know me. #MHS

Ugly begins with U and awesome ends with ME. #sorrynotsorry #MHS

You know your orange if oompahloompahs are jealous of your "tan". #MHS #mhsgirls

You might be a slut if you've ever blacked out from playing a game of "never have I ever". #MHS #mhswhores

You might be a Texan if you learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. #MHS #youknowwhoyouare

Taking a picture of yourself in a tanning bed and using it as your avi? White trash, for sure. #MHS #mhsgirls

Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy. #MHS

What's the point of TAKS tests? We already have exams to tell us how dumb we are. #MHS

When you're having such an amazing day, then you just see that one person and your days ruined. #MHS #fuckingsucks

You're not fooling anyone, that tan is fake. It's rubbing off on your shirt. #MHS

You look like a wannabe Snooki. That is not attractive at all. #MHS #mhsgirls

Oh shut the fuck up with you talking about how your a bad bitch and that you tell it like it is. The fuck you don't. #MHS #juststop

So you want to be a trophy wife when you grow up. Don't you have to be pretty for that? #MHS #mhswhores

Twinkle twinkle skinny bitch, while you're chewing on ice, I'll finish this twix. #MHS #mhsgirls

I liked you until you started talking. #MHS #youknowwhoyouare