Tristan McDonald

Actual quotes from President Trump: Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully. March 10: practically nothing left to target Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." April 6 :a whole civilization will die April 7: total and complete victory April8: objectives were met A true disaster

@GetItQuietly what a movie!

Finally got around to Sexy Beast, Kingsley's performance is what draws the eye but if anything McShane is even better, even scarier.

@brodders_be He's paid to be controversial - got to fill them column inches or he'll be out of a job

Henry’s obsession with a right back that can’t defend should be studied one day. A perfect example of ignoring all the evidence and focussing on the one thing that nobody disputes. Even Trent’s total lack of awareness of Diaz’s goal last night doesn’t put him off. Chapeau

It's true because Orban told me. Just like all the true stuff that Putin tells me!

Thank the lord that the US is protecting the world from foreign election interference

JD Vance, standing next to Orban, criticises the EU for interfering in elections. Irony is dead.

Trump: "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. They are lunatics, and you can't put nuclear weapons in the hands of a lunatic."

@GetItQuietly where are all the normal people that haven't done a load of weird shit?

You might interpret "I lost my sister and I blamed myself for her death" as some kind of guilt reaction to maybe a critical illness or something like that. She ran her over with a golf cart.

@GetItQuietly Effing Norway

@Withnail160 Always hard to win after coming so close the time before.

I'm really regretting taking even money on Trump for next Nobel Peace Prize winner

@GetItQuietly @realToiletAstro @3YearLetterman him not you btw - in case it needs saying

@GetItQuietly @realToiletAstro @3YearLetterman lol

Trump clearly has absolutely no idea what he is dealing with. I can only assume he just ignores what the CIA and generals tell him

@keiththecamel I turned them over before folding I think as I was last to act. I think the Kc was on the board. Might have been 3rd nuts. Long time ago!

@Withnail160 Almost certain you had the second nuts Kx. You flashed your cards as you folded.

I saw @Withnail160 make this exact same fold in the main event at Amsterdam, two tables out. Awestruck, I was.

@keiththecamel @BigNonVeganDave Just my opinion, but it's v easy to judge outside of the situation. Robl is a world class cash player that plays against the same players a lot. There's a lot more to the decision than what you see in a clip. He used to play in the Wynn 5-10 and 10-20 games. Never saw him lose.

@BigNonVeganDave @Withnail160 You sound like Tony G

Karoline Leavitt: “It’s hard for President Trump to make key decisions on Iran when he doesn’t have enough intelligence.”

What a surprise. Hopefully the Hungarian people take matters into their own hands

@GetItQuietly And again. He's some kind of strategic genius!

@Withnail160 damn, Sindarov's looking good now!