Jerome Hartzog

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Jerome Hartzog

@WordCertified

I'm a jailbreaking fan, and I work with computers.

New York City เข้าร่วม Nisan 2009

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@NwokaR39474 That’s a female playing a hermaphrodite.

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RANSOM²⁸🤝@NwokaR39474·2d

Dr. House is a genius… but when it comes to delivering messages, he has zero filter....

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@tariqnasheed I remember the full length well. FOAFO moment. Disrespectful to captive wild 666 animals.

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Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸@tariqnasheed·2d

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JELANI (JAIL-ANI) 🇨🇲@Jelanidu237

Une fois j’étais à la plage dans une ville du Nord de la Chine et je me suis fait encerclé par un groupe de Chinois qui m’ont poursuivi DANS L’EAU pour savoir si j’étais AFRICAINS (La pauvreté 😳) ou AFRO-AMÉRICAINS (la classe 🤩), j’ai dit être des states pour qu’il me laisse 😭

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@onlydubsX Fumble on the goal line with time running out.

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Dubs⛧@onlydubsX·2d

Lori Harvey says she didn’t marry Michael B. Jordan because she hadn’t fully experienced life or felt ready to commit, admitting she was still figuring out what she liked and wanted to keep dating around 👀🤔

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@heis_beebah What do you think?

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HEIS🥶@heis_beebah·2d

Is she fat or thick?🤔

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@tariqnasheed Popping Bu$$y again.

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Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸@tariqnasheed·3d

Drewski is hilarious

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@TemooTitan How can you handle your hygienic systems with claw fingernails?

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TITAN@TemooTitan·4d

She found boyfriends engagement ring he was planning to propose with after breaking up with him 😢

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@beyoncegarden And then a hot fast one and then silence.

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·5 Nis

this diva CLEARED him here i’m in tears😭

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden

what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭

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Jerome Hartzog@WordCertified·5d

@FightWithMemes Table manners...

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Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·6d

"I am the prize" women when a man notices she isn't actually much of a prize:

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Jerome Hartzog@WordCertified·5d

@CLG98264897 You roll like a male. You lack femininity.

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WE HAVE NO FRIENDS/BY ANY MEME NECESSARY@CLG98264897·6d

WE HAVE NO FRIENDS/BY ANY MEME NECESSARY tweet media

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Jerome Hartzog@WordCertified·5d

@Rothmus no man's land.

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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·6d

+ Income $7,500.81 - rent $3,581 - utilities $1,200 - gym + personal trainer $251 - groceries $548 - G-wagon $1,548 - hair + nails $500 - gas (husband paid) - kids (nothing) Will borrow $124 from a friend. Art. 👌

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Jerome Hartzog@WordCertified·6d

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 No man's land.

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Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1·5 Nis

This hard-working mother breaks down after her son caused $70,000 in damages destroying the house after she took his phone away for misbehaving

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Jerome Hartzog@WordCertified·6d

@mspbra 2A

Jerome Hartzog@WordCertified·6d

@BBMagaMom My stomach hurts.

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Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅@BBMagaMom·5 Nis

This is the Ganges river in India. Good Lord. 🤢🤢🤢

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@refugeeonearth3 And they kiss wyte a$$.

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@Fran_Casaretto_ People running for mass transit.

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Fran Casaretto@Fran_Casaretto_·3 Nis

Si el tren ya salió, no intentes subir

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@wildfreakouts That's a dude until further inspection.

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Mad Reels 🔞@wildfreakouts·4 Nis

Woman says she has strict rules for every man in her life, including never driving to meet them or paying for anything

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@FightStorage Get out!

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Wild Videos@FightStorage·4 Nis

A 17-year-old vents, about always helping & babysitting siblings, says mom called nail salon before prom demanding she watch them, ruining her prep: ‘If I wanted kids, I would’ve pushed one out by now.’ Who’s in the wrong here? 🤔

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@Hoopss Holmgren lifts no weights.

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To be honest, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Chet Holmgren could cook Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal🔥

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@onlydubsX He (β man) really enjoys it.

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Dubs⛧@onlydubsX·4 Nis

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔