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I put my phone next to my wife’s pregnant belly, and played Mozart. So basically, that means my baby, is going to be like, way smarter than all of yall put together. #baby #smart #mozart #nerd

Not @netflix gaslighting me and telling me there’s something wrong with MY internet connection. #NetflixFight #PaulTyson

@Apple fix this redesign of the photos app. It’s how the kids say…. hot garbage.

i’m gonna be so real. photos app in ios 18 is the absolute worst app design in the history of apple.

Do you think it’s possible for one of these tornadoes in Chicagoland to touch down right into someone’s butthole if the person timed it just right?

@Sonos please go back to the old ui for the app. This is so insane to navigate through. We have to jump through so many hoops to find ONE thing. App use to be user friendly. Can’t say that anymore. Reminds me of Bose app.

:/

Most recent images of Mars, taken yesterday 📸

Finding crack

The sound production for #LoveIsland Season 2 on Netflix, is terrible. How was this allowed or acceptable? The music is SO LOUD it drowns out people talking/audio like wow. Cmon guys. Get it together. #LoveIsland @loveislandusa @LoveIsland @netflix

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Stranger_Things EPISODE 4 WITH MAX HAS GOT ME SHOOK’TH MY DUDES. MY HEART ALMOST FELL OUT MY ASS #StrangerThings THAT WAS SO INTENSE. BEST SEASON BY FAR HOLY MOLY

Bussy is the 8th wonder of the world

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Pushkin Square, maybe less than 1000 meters from Red Square and the Kremlin, is the cite of a significant protest. These people know the risks of challenging the regime. They’re on the street in-spite of major personal costs.

Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow