Flats The Flounder

#IfWeDate 3 Questions: Favorite book? Favorite movie? When is the best time to wear a striped sweater?

SQUID ALWAYS ROASTS vine.co/v/OdU0ItOpODi

"How tough am I? I poop at school"

RT if you can find me

Happy birthday @SpongeBob...im still gonna kick your butt tho

Follow me for the best ways to have your DM's slid into

@SteveRudinABC7 what does the forecast look like in bikini bottom? Is the weather appropriate for some butt kicking

but first lemme hop out my the mufuckin Porsche

vine.co/v/OxmeOUubBzr WE ALL KNEW SANDY WAS A HOE LOWKEY

vine.co/v/eWggwU3Dr7m damn krabs spitting fire better than Larry the lobster 😨😨

My version of the Kylie Jenner challenge 😏😏

SQUILLIAM IS A THUG vine.co/v/ezMKTH3mHPb

what I said while I kicked spongebobs butt vine.co/v/eunqKwbQ7Zz

My theme music soundcloud.com/spokenword-bea…

@TheJWittz man watchu say about me? Meet me behind the chum bucket at 5:00...better square up boi

Y'all mad that zayn left One Direction but I'm sitting here like "why did spongebob leave the marching band??" 😭😭

If this lil bitch ever sat on me with his big ass, I woulda smack him tf out

Mrs. Puff loves SAUSAGE

Running through bikini bottom with my woes