ZFFL Schefter

I apologize to all of my ZFFL followers for the long absence. I was busy trying to confirm @KcCampbell07 is still alive. Confirmed.

Very Late News - @LukeKoch traded Marcus Mariota and Bennie Fowler to @CanIPickett for Eli Manning and Desean Jackson. Schefty's back, baby!

Sources indicate dildo front-runner @AlanConklin is actively pursuing a trade partner for Adrian Peterson.

Major trade activity in the ZFFL this week, including two trades by @Joel008 which netted him Justin Forsett. I operate on sources people.

MY SOURCES ARE FAILING ME.

If a huge trade happens, but both teams are 0-3, does anyone hear/see it?

Blockbuster deal. @bjackson24 gets Cobb, Duke, McCluster. @AlanConklin gets Hill, walker, Agholor, Winston.

Many name changes in the wake of @LukeKoch's league note this week. Looks like a lot of the ZFFL GM's give in easily to peer pressure.

Last week's highest scorers Haris & @bjackson24 become this weeks lowest. On another, more interesting, note is @DHOOV206 actually good?

@ZFFLClayton @DHOOV206 If they tie for last do they share it? Thoughts from Commish @Joel008?

Sources tell me @DHOOV206 may be purposefully gunning for last place this year as he has built a strong connection with Big Blackie.

Projections have @Joel008 losing to Trevor this week. Everyone in the league rooting for Trevor, saying Joel is a worse Commish than Goodell

@dangockel My thoughts precisely Mr. Gockel.

I can now confirm that the Dion Lewis/Stevie Johnson trade has gone through. Tweet @ me with reactions. #ZFFL

Sources also confirm that @bjackson24 has several running backs on the trade block.

My sources tell me that a Dion Lewis for Stevie Johnson trade is in the works between @LukeKoch and Haris Ansari. #ZFFL

@ZFFLClayton Sounds lovely, was just there last summer. Which sanctuary were you at?

@ZFFLClayton Nice to hear from you Clayton. Fans of the #ZFFL need their news and analysis.

@CanIPickett You are a fiery competitor inside and out.

@CanIPickett It was an objective view at records and projections. Don't get too cocky General Manager Pickett.