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@kharis_micheal Legit lol

When she starts becoming mean, it’s time to leave.

@ymvym8 I started telling my self this and it started to get better tbh. You aren’t the subject matter. Nobody really cares 😂

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

@notsofinefgs Yeah

nothing tops fucking raw

@_libramf You might love to see me play

your music taste can get me

@karoblaqx I need to pay for my SoundCloud to upload my new mix😪

tweet ur problems out a little more. a mutual might rlly wanna help you but thinks you’re doing good.

@josh_uglyasf Fra

Angel Gabriel, pls let the trumpets sound already😭😭😭

@0xSvinci Where una dey see template abeg 😭 you dey take your time write the prompt? Guyyyyyyy, levels o

God bless the rain that watered the grass that fed the cow that gave the milk that made you grow into this fine human being ❤️ God bless the farmer who planted the wheat that became the bread that gave your mother strength to raise a legend like you ❤️ God bless the chicken that laid the egg that became the breakfast that fueled the doctor who delivered you safely ❤️ God bless the sun that dried the clothes your mom wore on the day she went to give birth to greatness ❤️ God bless the tree that became the paper that made the certificate that proved the doctor was qualified to deliver someone as special as you ❤️ God bless the mechanic who fixed the car that carried your parents to the place where history was born — you ❤️ God bless the sheep that grew the wool that made the blanket that wrapped you when you first entered this world ❤️ God bless the ocean that formed the cloud that dropped the rain that cooled the weather the day you were born ❤️ God bless the teacher who taught the nurse who assisted the doctor who helped bring you into this world ❤️ God bless the mosquito that didn’t bite your mom too much while she was pregnant with this masterpiece ❤️ God bless the road workers who built the road that carried the car that carried your mom to deliver a blessing like you ❤️ God bless the goat that crossed the road slowly enough to remind your dad to drive carefully on the way to the hospital ❤️ God bless the electricity that powered the hospital light that shined on your face when greatness arrived ❤️ God bless the inventor of the bed your mom rested on after bringing a whole superstar into this world ❤️ God bless the wind that blew gently the day heaven decided to release you to earth ❤️ God bless the cow that gave the leather that made the shoes your dad wore while pacing around the hospital waiting for you ❤️ God bless the person who invented the hospital gown your mom wore while preparing to deliver royalty ❤️ God bless the calendar that marked the day the world received one of its finest creations ❤️ God bless the oxygen your mom breathed while carrying a walking testimony like you ❤️ God bless the person who invented baby lotion, because even as a newborn, you had to arrive glowing ❤️ God bless the clouds that covered the sun so your beauty wouldn’t blind the whole hospital on arrival ❤️ God bless the nurse who first saw you and probably thought, “This one came with extra grace” ❤️ God bless the fuel station attendant who sold the gas that moved the car that carried destiny to the delivery room ❤️ God bless the chicken soup your mom probably ate while carrying someone this amazing ❤️ God bless every ancestor who survived history just so the world could eventually meet you ❤️ In fact God bless God🥹❤️

Blood of jesus 😭

@darlytheboy No lol😂

Next world cup you’ll be in your 30’s😂

@iapecooks Omo if na to dick ride make God gimme the ability abeg I no mind. I won learn cuz I no sabi do am

god please make way for me and grant me breakthrough, I'm an introvert and I'm terrible at dick riding niggas for updates😭😭😭

@udysznx It is well

E don dey sup here low key. And I was about to make a tweet about it. Regardless I hope and pray to always be in touch with mine. And our lives revolving around each other 🤞😪

@CousinStizz Physically? Yes. Online? Most days

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

@nobodylike25 God wee epp us

Sometimes i want to date, but what if the girl ask me for 3k ? 💔💔💔

@carter6f Why does he look huge beside her? 😭

“I don’t have a girlfriend yet but my wife must know how to cook 😭 I’m not collecting a private chef… I’m a traditional man 😂🍲” — Zerry DL

@lanrelndn Na so

i obs one fine kele as i dey on top bike, i just winked at her to flirt a little, to my greatest surprise as i look back this girl don tear bike begin dey pursue me😭😭😭

Stress? When there’s music? Just press that play button dawg

Yo speed. My fockin goat. E too good