Chris รีทวีตแล้ว
almost a week since i moved out and i have just realized. i have no recollection of throwing away my buttplug
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Chris
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Chris รีทวีตแล้ว
i be stickin my finger in my ear and wigglin it around like a drunk college boy trying to find the g spot & it lowkirkenuinely feels like the ear equivalent of jerking off on prozac
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Chris รีทวีตแล้ว
listening to an audio book and the mc accidentally ate ants and it mentions the acidity of them n i really wish my first thought was "ew gross" instead of "what ants are u eating that are acidic"
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idk how celebrities do it this would scare the fuck out of me
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First look at the unboxing of JND Studios’ TDK Bruce Wayne & Batman Armory Set.
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keep your glutes and your sphincter strong. one day you may be on a bus that vibrates like a roller coaster and you will have to clench tor thirty minutes.
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so no one was going to warn about the weird abortion plot that the fantastic four movie has
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hate doin the little fake jog whenever you're too far away and someone holds the door for you like thats when i understand the ick
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@creichurr You guys really don't understand how impressive this tweet is
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My sister's birthday is on new years and thus my birthday gift to her is drinking heavily at her 2nd workplace and singing 4 songs on the karaoke machine
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Chris รีทวีตแล้ว
theres a very high chance that they have heard me recording nsfw asmr and i think moving will be good for me
🤍🌥️ REI ✨ CLOUD VTUBER 🤍@creichurr
im sitting outside and i just heard a discord bloop from my neighbors upstairs and i feel soooo vindicated bc i thought i was hallucinating that shit
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Chris รีทวีตแล้ว
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