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Rockstar employees after GTA 6 finally releases and they're allowed out of the basement they've been locked in, seeing a sunrise for the first time in 13 years:

Bro, this mf bowie knife99 is in GTA 5 too 💀

It's 2030, and Rockstar just added the Oppressor Mk III to GTA 6 Online. Every time you join a public session, you're chased by a bunch of ADHD-riddled 12-year-olds on these virgin bikes. You'll never have a peaceful time in freemode again. Thanks, Rockstar.

What Rockstar will see the next day:

Rockstar's bank account once GTA 6 pre-orders drop:

As you probably know, GTA 5 was supposed to get a DLC where Trevor became an IAA agent, but it got cancelled. With the release of 007 First Light, I started wondering if GTA 6 could one day get a similar DLC with Lucia as the main character. Do you think she’d fit that role?

VCPD predicts that after the release of GTA 6, global crime will drastically decrease. Next time someone says video games are bad, just show them this graph:

Thank god nobody told my local game store that GTA 6 got delayed.

Ah yes, the legendary 2 Guys 1 Lumbago.

Wade waiting outside Floyd and Debra’s apartment while Trevor has one of his rage episodes in GTA 5:

@Zeddysix watermarking AI slop 😂 be for real bro

Meanwhile XBOX players:

POV: It’s November 19, 2026. GTA 6 came out an hour ago, but you still can’t play because PSN crashed due to the biggest traffic spike in gaming history.

An exclusive look at the place where the GTA 6 marketing manager at Rockstar Games works:

People who say they’ll stay off social media to avoid GTA 6 leaks:

It’s a minute past midnight, GTA 6 has just been released, and this is what the YouTube homepage looks like.

Sam Houser after the latest leak, changing the entire GTA 6 roadmap just to remind people Rockstar is unpredictable.

Rockstar literally 0.34 seconds after GTA 6 pre-orders go live.

Rockstar Games taking action against that one Best Buy employee who leaked the GTA 6 pre-orders.

Some absolute chad at Best Buy this morning.