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Willy G. Wonka
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Willy G. Wonka
@_BrotherGreg_
Environmentalist and social justice warrior advocating for natural fertilizer and meaningful roles for repeat offenders.
God's Country, Texas เข้าร่วม Ekim 2009
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@DudespostingWs I've never been good enough for this level. But I often forget that most people just can't visualize things happening in your head before you do them, or "replay the video" of past events.
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@Brooketaylortv Don't tell them at IAH! I've got to fly international in and out of Dallas four times in the next month.
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@antonioguterres On a scale of one through ten, how retarded are you?
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@AlexsArrowCave @KinelRyan @DDayCobra @Drunk3po @Nerdrotics @mynerdyhome @kristanovva Go Karting around, having a good time! Looks like you had a great weekend. See you at the next one.
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Finally after 7 years I went to a meet up with the 199 and Fellowship. @KinelRyan @DDayCobra @Drunk3po @Nerdrotics @mynerdyhome @kristanovva




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A famous case-crossover study from the '90s found that, compared to when people aren't using cocaine, the hour after use shows a *24-times* greater risk of a heart attack.

Raven@Ravenismeee
You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???
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@cremieuxrecueil Just imagine how easy it must be to choose where you want to eat if you're a man married to a man.
That's 10% of divorces off the table on a single issue.
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@ellymelly Wow, I hate them both, but for the first 90 seconds I thought the blond was a self righteous ABC moderator.
You folk are almost as f*cked as Canada.
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@Mericamemed @Grok Where is my Billy Bass?!
AI Billy Bass gonna kick Lobster ass.
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@Steve_Sailer Carlos Ray Norris is the ideal choice for all Latinos to rally behind.
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New on SteveSailer dot Net --
Who Will Replace Cesar Chavez as the Official Mexican-American Hero?
There are a lot of Mexican-Americans, but remarkably few famous ones.
And why is Marilyn Monroe illustrating this post about famous Mexican-Americans?
stevesailer.net/p/who-will-rep…
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@WilliamShatner Spicy Shatner is back!
Glad you're feeling better.
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The new largest Lego set (by piece count) will be Architecture's Sagrada Família, coming in at 12,060 pieces and retailing for $600 USD.
La Sagrada Família in Barcelona, Spain, has been under construction since 1882, with its main structure scheduled to be completed in 2026. It will be the tallest church in the world.
Is this a set you want to add to your collection?

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@venom1s Growing up is not watching any James Cameron slop after Terminator 2.
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Growing up is realising that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man with whom she had sex one time.
Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, and he would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully.
She could have also given the pendant to her granddaughter, who took care of her her whole life.
The real villain of the movie was Rose.

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@Sassafrass_84 Sue, but lose the case badly, in a well documented fashion.
Make refusing service to anyone you please established law again.
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@KarlWuckert Gen X sitting out here in the swamp, happy that everyone else knows the boomers are trash now too.
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@feelsdesperate Immediately disqualifying moment for the Fish. Offer 3 D policies while displaying Bernie Sanders physiognomy.
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Willy G. Wonka@_BrotherGreg_
So Fishback had his mask off moment today. Can't win Florida as a Democrat? Just run as an Republican with Democrat policies. Was a fun ride, nice knowing you.
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I would rather drop $200 billion of gold bricks into the ocean than give it to teachers.
James Fishback@j_fishback
Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals
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